John Clifford, a retired cop and currently an attorney likes to take the laws of etiquette into his own hands while riding the Long Island Railroad. Even if that means slapping fellow passengers or just pouring coffee over their heads. He’s been arrested 11 times over the course of 13 years of “terrorizing” the 8:02 to Penn station. But Clifford has avoided jail this whole time because not one of his accusers has made it to a court date EVER! Feeling lucky punk? Read about the Trainiac here.