Back to the story of my obsession with TMNT, I can still rap this entire song from memory. Not exactly something you tell a chick you’re trying to pick up at the bar, but like a true juggalo… I JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK. By the way, did anyone else ever question why they credit Raph as being the leader of the group?

Make sure you peep the panty flash at 2:16. I totally don’t remember that but talk about a 4th grade boner shorts moment.

And while I’m on the subject of Ninja Turtles, here’s a little something extra. Sure it’s dumb, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth a laugh or two.