Ever wonder what kind of shit we have to deal with here on the regular? From Ralphie to Ralphie’s dog to Arthur the Roofer to Ben the Landlord to the crackheads on the phone across the way it’s rarely a dull day here at the office.

What you see here is a “pile” that somehow appeared in our beautiful backyard. We have our suspicions where this came from, but we’ll leave it to your imagination. Surely this will be a source of inspiration for years to come. And just to keep things extra gully we have the unofficial “Maniac” Ginzou butcher knife cold kicking it with the rest of the pile.

It’s gonna be hard to cut that sirloin without that knife Ralphie boy, we don’t want your family to starve.