X-Men:Discord

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Remember when you where a kid and you bought X-Men: Discord? That short story arc where Mystique plans to seduce all the X-Men individually but finds them cheating on each other with Wolverine fucking Jean Grey in the ass and Cyclops fucking Psylocke and Colossus making Rogue’s pussy bleed because his cock is made from living metal and Storm fucking Mystique with a strap-on and then making Mystique morph her vagina into a penis so she could return the favor which all eventually culminated into one huge mutant orgy? Remember that issue? No?

That’s cause it only just came out now.

4 Responses to “X-Men:Discord”

  1. chenz Says:

    I read this shit. Or should I say beat off to it? Whatever, same thing. Kinda sucks that they made Rogue have such a Sarah Jessica Parker face on the cover though. God does that woman have a horse face.

  2. chenz Says:

    But seriously, I really couldn’t get off to this because the inaccuracies within this comic book are disgusting. Rogue can’t have skin to skin contact! WTF man?! Game over man, game over.

  3. david Says:

    from page 39:
    “Well, it is liquid metal! What did you expect? Ha ha ha ha!”

  4. Notorious P.I.G. Says:

    Well Chenz, I believe this story arc took place shortly after Rogue was pulled through the Siege Perilous only to return with no powers and a need to fuck something metal.

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