Dead Baby Jokes Never Grow Old
I had to consider how tasteless it would be to post about this, but in the end I realized how close this hits home and that I don’t really have much compassion for low life derelicts. Long story short, this couple gave birth to their psychopathic daughter that was pronounced dead within minutes of birth. Fucked up, sure, but here’s where I stopped caring…
A) The girl didn’t realize she was pregnant until 6 or 7 months into the pregnancy. How many bong hits did she pull while slamming back Faygo & vodka cocktails during that time? Shangri-La only knows…
B) What future did these two have to offer their newly born “dark lotus blossum” considering they adorned her casket in Hatchetmen, dressed her in a Juggalo baby shirt AND tastefully attended her funeral wearing a hoody, t-shirt and I think those might be JNCOs.
C) If you still think I’m an inconsiderate asshole, listen to this radio interview and maybe the unapologetically selfish rants of “Chicago’s #1 Juggalette” will convince you otherwise. If I ever lose a child, you can bet your ass that I’m gonna bitch about those blacklight posters I never received. BITCH, ARE YOU SERIOUS!!??!
For the full scoop, feel free to read on here.
http://board.crewcial.org/thread/270839/&r=385.
And if anyone is wondering why exactly this “hits close to home,” it’s because the girl mentions Springfield, Illinois in the radio interview and I realized that these were the same kids that wandered into class reeking of cigarette and pot smoke in high school AND are still found working the same dead end jobs anytime I go back home to visit.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
elitism
secrecy?
tradition
June 5th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Oh my god.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:20 am
The bleakest part of this whole thing is that thousands (millions?) of people like this have babies every year that SURVIVE. :(
Poor little dudes, they never even have a chance
June 6th, 2008 at 12:32 am
I thought there was no such things as Juggalettes? Isn’t Juggalo unisex? Also perhaps these black light posters could actually summon the Great Melinko? Ever consider that!?
June 6th, 2008 at 12:45 am
I was under the same impression in regards to “Juggalo” knowing no bounds including gender-based definition. Maybe Juggalette Julz knows far less about the Dark Carnival than she would like to believe.
Second generation Juggalos is something I hadn’t considered until just now. I wonder what life will be like for them???
June 6th, 2008 at 3:38 am
What is a juggalo, I don’t know…ask what that is well fuck if I know!
June 6th, 2008 at 7:19 am
People making I.C.P. babies and Soulja Boy in the top 40 make me think this word is seriously fucked.
June 7th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Been reading this blog for a long time but didn’t realize you were from Springfield Illinois! Actually I don’t know who “you” are by name, but what high school did you go to? I’m SHS ‘93. Judging from that photo, it looks like the kids are actually dressing up more than they used to.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:45 am
My name really is Mike Jones. SSHS, Class of ‘99.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Who!?
June 11th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
This is fucking disgusting…literally at a loss right now.
It’s one thing to be a fan of a shitty gimmick music act but come on…
they couldnt put their obsession aside for a respectful funeral for their child?
Hate to say it but the baby is better off