Black Metal Chicken
Black Metal has gotten a lot of recognition over the years. Whether it’s Varg killing Øystein Aarseth at his home in Oslo, the number of church burnings in Norway or Peter Beste’s art book entitled True Norwegian Black Metal, what began as a dark and underground musical movement is now an icon of, well, comedy?
See below.
KFC has branched out a bit from their normal commercial audience in an attempt to get hipsters back into their restaurants. Now if those guys had better corpse paint, it would have been a better commercial.
- Prolly

















December 1st, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I am speechless. I am without speech.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:33 pm
those dudes are fuckin mimes! they should have just spent the loot and did a metalocalypse endorsement! DETHKLOCK!
December 1st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Dethklok mr. Shark. DETHKLOK
December 1st, 2008 at 1:37 pm
geez. was the band’s name “Helvetica? and the endorsement from Dethklok would have been awesome – maybe having zombie chickens eating sandwiches of their kinfolk
December 1st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
HELLVETICKA!!!!
ahaha the band name takes the cake. That was pretty awful though.
December 1st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
KFC is trying to be trve kvlt olol
December 21st, 2008 at 1:29 am
Ha this shit is funny because bm is so trendy now even kfc does corpse paint like thoses other trendy satanic black metal kids
May 29th, 2009 at 11:05 am
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