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Black Metal Chicken

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Black Metal has gotten a lot of recognition over the years. Whether it’s Varg killing Øystein Aarseth at his home in Oslo, the number of church burnings in Norway or Peter Beste’s art book entitled True Norwegian Black Metal, what began as a dark and underground musical movement is now an icon of, well, comedy?

See below.

KFC has branched out a bit from their normal commercial audience in an attempt to get hipsters back into their restaurants. Now if those guys had better corpse paint, it would have been a better commercial.

- Prolly

8 Responses to “Black Metal Chicken”

  1. Oh Mars Says:

    I am speechless. I am without speech.

  2. Shark Says:

    those dudes are fuckin mimes! they should have just spent the loot and did a metalocalypse endorsement! DETHKLOCK!

  3. Prolly Says:

    Dethklok mr. Shark. DETHKLOK

  4. kingsnake Says:

    geez. was the band’s name “Helvetica? and the endorsement from Dethklok would have been awesome – maybe having zombie chickens eating sandwiches of their kinfolk

  5. The Captain Says:

    HELLVETICKA!!!!
    ahaha the band name takes the cake. That was pretty awful though.

  6. Santana Claws Says:

    KFC is trying to be trve kvlt olol

  7. Goat Vomit Says:

    Ha this shit is funny because bm is so trendy now even kfc does corpse paint like thoses other trendy satanic black metal kids

  8. jihad daraoui Says:

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