Piranha Ha Ha
I remember watching the movie Piranha when I was little and thinking that there was no way a tiny fish could kill a person. Obviously it’s true, and it’s usually a school of fish, not just one that kills. I meant to post this the other day when a friend first sent it to me so I apologize if you’ve seen it before.
In the Amazon, a worker for Petrobas fell in the river while excavating. He supposedly cut his hand in the process and attracted a school of Piranhas.
What’s let of him is visible here. It’s pretty gruesome, so proceed with caution.



















































































































December 18th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
That was focking unreal.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Nice post John. That is beyond gnarly. In high school I wanted to own a few piranhas but they’re actually really filthy as far as pet fish are concerned.
They also have no problem devouring each other if you neglect to feed them.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
the photos of that dude are unreal gruesome.
December 18th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Homeboy looks like…
December 18th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I had Jack Dempsey’s when i was in high school. Jack Dempseys – a Central American Cichlid – are VERY territorial and potentially cannibalistic like Piranhas. One day when I was bored, I bought a piranha of similar size and put it in the tank to see ‘what would happen’.
The piranha got merked and the Jack Dempsey had a big ol’ belly the next morning.
I really liked that fish.
December 18th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I want to see someone get devoured by flying Piranhas, just like they did in “Piranhas 2″
December 18th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
dude got picked to the bone
December 18th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Apparently the head’s where all the good eating’s at?
December 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
uneaten parts is where he was wearing clothes.
those little shits ate whatever was exposed, and burrowed from his head down into his body where the giblets are (i hope everyone noticed the picking of fishies out of his belly)
fuck nature :(
December 18th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Survival of the fittest. In this particular instance, homeboy was not the fittest.
FAIL.
December 19th, 2008 at 1:31 am
FTW FTW FTWF WTWTWTFWTFWTWTWTFTWFTWFWTW
Mike Joneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Wow. Fuck that shit. Seriously… Dude, it’s the Amazon. Ain’t you ever see Python? or Python 2? Come on now. People don’t belong there. There are fish that burrow in your fucking dick and eat it from the inside out! Flies that lay their larva on mosquitoes and then the mosquitoes sting you and the larva drops off and borrows in your back. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Botflies freak me out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c
December 19th, 2008 at 2:51 am
Did the fish hollow out his insides or did the doctors do that?
December 19th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
fish
December 19th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
fuck me! that shit was gnarly
December 21st, 2008 at 12:21 am
Prolly stop with this gnar blog post binge!
March 22nd, 2010 at 1:46 am
I’m so glad I randomly found your blog. It rocks!