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What’s up Mike?

Tyson

Now:
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My friend sent me the photo of him last night, I was taken back. I think he’s actually been of this proportion since around April, maybe it’s nothing new to any of y’all. I remember growing up thinking he was the toughest dude in the world. And scariest dude in the world too, but looking at the new Tyson, I’m still pretty scared.

10 Responses to “What’s up Mike?”

  1. Notorious P.I.G. Says:

    He looks like one of the Krumps.

  2. Chenyip Says:

    Man. His belt is doing that shit where it folds underneath your gut. That’s the true sign of being a fat whale.

  3. kingsnake Says:

    Iron Mike Puddin’

    damn dude, stop putting syrup in the spit rinse bottle…

  4. Grishlug Says:

    Next contestant on America’s Biggest Loser: Celebrity Edition?
    or has he been eating alot of ears?

  5. Mike Jones Says:

    Mike Tyson is a lean sipper.

  6. Toilet Cobra Says:

    He is not looking good at all. Not at all!!!!

  7. Hateball Says:

    Sweet tattoo though! GREAT! decision.

  8. tony tanti Says:

    man, he just looks like a weird-steroid-freak NFL O-line.
    pretty awesome pants too! not short at all…

  9. Shark Says:

    what a serious disappointment. i blame it all on robin givens. this dude would be on top right now if it wasn’t for her. 2am? come on girl you know what time it is!?

  10. Udachi Says:

    he looks like someone’s dad or someone’s boss

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