Rock of Love With Glenn Danzig…Gah?
I’ll just let the press release do the talking:
PRESS RELEASE VH1/Viacom Corp. For Immediate Release Jan. 12, 2009 New Season of Rock of Love to Feature Metal Legend Glenn Danzig VH1 announced today that producers are now filming a new season of Rock of Love featuring metal/punk/horror-core legend, Glenn Danzig. The new show, which will premeire this July, is called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig.”
VH1 producers stated that introducing the element of Satanism would inject new life into the Rock of Love franchise as well as reach a different audience niche — jokingly referred to by insiders as “the black market.” The new series will follow the traditional Flavor of Love/Rock of Love format with a group of 20 women vying for the affection of the celebrity musician. However, at the insistence of Mr. Danzig, the winner will enter into a legally-binding marriage with Satan in a ceremony that is sure to test the limits of basic cable censorship standards. Although network executives are keeping a tight lid on the show’s planned shennanigans, a few details have been leaked about planned challenges. These include: goat entrail soup and chili cook-off blindfolded nun deflowering contest sexy seance strip-a-thon. (Source)
- Oh Mars
February 21st, 2009 at 7:06 pm
faaaaake
February 21st, 2009 at 8:07 pm
booooooo
February 21st, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Super Fake. But a boy can dream, can’t he.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:32 am
fab but fake. I’d love to see skanky goth metalhead girls rather than disease-ridden hot skank girls. At least Glenn has a full head of his natural hair.
February 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Glenn does NOT have a full head of his natural hair. I love him (and hate him) but you obviously haven’t seen his sweaty head at a live show lately
July 16th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Who cares if he does’nt have all his hair.. he’s still sexy as hell.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:42 am
its real its on the vh1 website i cant fucking wait
October 31st, 2009 at 1:53 am
How can I find out more about this? I want so desparately to be his concubine and no other can fulfull this but me.
Move over, bitches.