Habitual Participant
This game is destroying me. Perhaps it’s that I only ever give it an honest effort at the end of the night when I’m drunk and exhausted and in no state to win at anything. It’s more possible that it’s fucking IMPOSSIBLE. Not to mention after all the humiliation QWOP mocks with false statements like: “showing real courage” and “everyone is a winner” while my broken and humiliated athlete lays sobbing on the track. Would somebody please beat my personal best of 1.1 meters so I can become more frustrated?
- Dr. No
March 20th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
I don’t touch things like this… they have the power to ruin my life
March 20th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
i got to 1.8, then after 9 minutes i hit 2 meters…..good god that was hard.
March 20th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
8.7 metres 3rd try haha.
March 20th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
6.9 metres, 3rd try also…mainly by holding down p, getting down on my right knee and somehow balancing/doing some chorus line shit and hobbling my way before somehow launching myself straight up into the air and landing flat on my back…fuck this game.
March 20th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
haha i cant stop messing with it. peep the score.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/xtheglovesareoffx/game.jpg
March 20th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
my man fell into some kinda position resembling a time paradox and i crawled on my knees to 50m no lie, i hit some hurdle thing and fell down
March 20th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
I beat it! I’ve been messing with this since i saw this post. i pretty much hate you for posting this because of my ocd i couldn’t stop messing with it. peep the score.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/xtheglovesareoffx/gamewin.jpg
March 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am
22.7 :(
March 21st, 2009 at 11:49 am
Hurdle at 50 meters did me in. Guy had one knee down and the other leg forward the whole way.
March 21st, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I got -1.5 meters, wow.
March 21st, 2009 at 3:09 pm
i beat it too
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/speedomannn/untitled.jpg
March 21st, 2009 at 6:37 pm
WOW……I ACTUALLY MADE IT TO 2.5 AND THROUGHT MY MASTERFUL USE OF THE QWOP IS MADE IT BACK TO 0.3 WITH A PERFECT FACEPLANT FMYLIFE
March 21st, 2009 at 6:45 pm
O MY GOD I ACTUALY MADE A SUCCESSFULL RUNNNIN USING COMBOS OF “WO” ” W” “PQ “5.3 IM A BEAST
March 22nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Yo wtf this game got me so tight i only got to 2.1 after 5 min and i quit…
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
This game sucks.
My rage level has increased astronomically. Every time I see that cheap CG Ethiopian I want to cut a bitch.
Fuck you Tobin.
April 1st, 2009 at 3:44 pm
you just gotta switch between holding O+W & Q+P
i beat it