Aw jeez. Aw. Life is strange. I want to shave off all my hair and get rid of all my possessions and just travel around with my Serato backpack like a ronin DJ. I won’t make a lot of money and I will be honorable and philosophical. I will strike down mine enemies. Yea, verily.

There was a band called Guilt Trip who played. They were good. The singer turned out to be a guy named Chris who I’d seen around the punk scene since I was seventeen. He used to work at Freaks with my buddy Bejay. Bejay was a gay skinhead who used to invite me to gay skinhead parties. Also Bejay was black and a former Hari Krishna. You know that Poly Styrene became a Hari Krishna? Those gay skinhead parties were so fun. I showed up with a homophobic metal head and a photo of the two of us ended up in HX Magazine. Haw haw!

Teenage Souls performed too. He’s a guy who drums with some prerecorded stuff. It’s pretty impressive to watch. He’s from Baltimore. There’s a lot of hospitals and convicts there.

Georgiana Starlington went up and played some jocular country ditties. The band is made of Jack and Julie, Viking Thrust and some other guy. They’re fun. Jack used to be in Black Lips and now he has to live that down forever. All of his new projects are good.

Liquor Store performed too. Those guys are nuts. They have more guitarists than you can imagine. They played at Market Hotel with seven guitarists. This time I think there were four. It was so good. In this photo Sarim was flipping his guitar around and it got away from him.

People were flipping around like crazy.

It looked like the Civil War. Bodies flopping all over.

That’s Viking Thrust, wearing a hat. A Mishka hat.

And then Sarim raised his hand signalling that the cacophony had come to finishment.

Then these girls and I Djed old timey rock and roll until everyone left. I got home faster than some of the other people because I am becoming a werewolf through a series of injections that I have been ordering off the internet. If you see me on the street and I bite you a little, don’t worry. My fangs won’t be contagious for like a month. Until next time, I am Wolfman Toilet Cobra and I will bite the shit out of you for absolutely any reason.

- Toilet Cobra