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Archive for March, 2009

Ellen Stagg's Previous Entries

Van Rijn Is My New Favorite Illustrator

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

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All of my links are NSFW!

I have a new favorite illustrator, Van Rijn who I discovered on Porn Saints. Not too long ago I wrote to him since I was so inspired by his work and he wrote back saying he was a fan and had even used some of my work as inspirtaion!

I was blown away with what he sent me. He did 3 drawings based on my original photos (I’ve posted the other 2 more graphic ones on Stagg Street), all of which are beautiful. the one pictured above is of Jessie Lee, who is Ms. July in the 2009 Mishka Calendar and one of my favorite models.  We were Twittering about each other yesterday while we got coffee, so funny.

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Review: The Hunches – Exit Dreams

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

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The HunchesLast Exit (2009) [In the Red] // Grade: C

While not devoid of the same noise ridden charm of early Pavement & Blues Explosion, On Last Exit, Try as they might The Hunches almost always fail at channeling that chaotic energy into something memorable.

Caught between between garage rock & indie-pop, the Hunches never fully engage any one angle nor successfully fuse the the two styles together. All you get is glimpses of ambition… licks that you wish would turn into full-fledged grooves & melodies that come oh so close to getting stuck, but ultimately don’t. All the elements are there but save for “Not Invented” (a real gem of a track) they’re just never properly assembled.

While none of this prevents Exit Dreams from being an enjoyable listen, it does make it a frustrating one at what could have been.

Toilet Cobra's Previous Entries

Show Review: Midnite Till Death No. 21

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

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Aw jeez. Aw. Life is strange. I want to shave off all my hair and get rid of all my possessions and just travel around with my Serato backpack like a ronin DJ. I won’t make a lot of money and I will be honorable and philosophical. I will strike down mine enemies. Yea, verily.

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There was a band called Guilt Trip who played. They were good. The singer turned out to be a guy named Chris who I’d seen around the punk scene since I was seventeen. He used to work at Freaks with my buddy Bejay. Bejay was a gay skinhead who used to invite me to gay skinhead parties. Also Bejay was black and a former Hari Krishna. You know that Poly Styrene became a Hari Krishna? Those gay skinhead parties were so fun. I showed up with a homophobic metal head and a photo of the two of us ended up in HX Magazine. Haw haw!

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Teenage Souls performed too. He’s a guy who drums with some prerecorded stuff. It’s pretty impressive to watch. He’s from Baltimore. There’s a lot of hospitals and convicts there.

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Georgiana Starlington went up and played some jocular country ditties. The band is made of Jack and Julie, Viking Thrust and some other guy. They’re fun. Jack used to be in Black Lips and now he has to live that down forever. All of his new projects are good.

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Liquor Store performed too. Those guys are nuts. They have more guitarists than you can imagine. They played at Market Hotel with seven guitarists. This time I think there were four. It was so good. In this photo Sarim was flipping his guitar around and it got away from him.

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People were flipping around like crazy.

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It looked like the Civil War. Bodies flopping all over.

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That’s Viking Thrust, wearing a hat. A Mishka hat.

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And then Sarim raised his hand signalling that the cacophony had come to finishment.

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Then these girls and I Djed old timey rock and roll until everyone left. I got home faster than some of the other people because I am becoming a werewolf through a series of injections that I have been ordering off the internet. If you see me on the street and I bite you a little, don’t worry. My fangs won’t be contagious for like a month. Until next time, I am Wolfman Toilet Cobra and I will bite the shit out of you for absolutely any reason.

Oh Mars's Previous Entries

A Mighty Target Boner

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

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Is anybody else feelin’ Mighty Muggs? Hasbro’s been putting out a pretty fresh dream team of Star Wars characters in Mugg form including Darth Revan, the Wampa, and Grand Moff Tarkin; all affordable and adorable. I used to have a serious Star Wars collecting problem, but I got burnt out after Episode I and the only shit I’ve consistently collected in the past decade has been the Unleashed line and whatever new R2′s come out. For a jaded SW-head, the Muggs have been a breath of fresh air. Today I went into Target with the intention of getting some new boxers and a toilet brush for my new apartment, and I walked out with their exclusive Bossk Mighty Mugg. I’ve got that ol’ collecting itch right now and will be heading back tomorrow to pick up their exclusive Biggs and Teebo (there was only one Biggs left – fingers crossed).

Hasbro, producer of Muggs, also has the licenses to Indiana Jones, Marvel, Tranformers, and G.I. Joe. They also sell blank ones, perfect for customizing and stuntin’ on the MuggLab site. EaseDaMan Mighty Mugg?

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Мишка Presents Keep Watch Vol. VII: Trouble & Bass Crew

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

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Keep Watch is back for lucky number 7. This month we’ve got Brooklyn’s own Trouble & Bass who really need no introduction at all, quite simply they’re the masterminds behind some of the heaviest music production and the rawest parties New York has ever seen. They’re Mishka family and we’re hyped they put this together for us (and you). The mix is flooded with tracks and remixes from virtually the whole T&B extended family. Right from the start, Keep Watch 7 – Trouble & Bass has the sole purpose of getting the party started and keeping it going. Here’s 35 minutes of Trouble & Bass.

Trouble & Bass is the sound of staying up all night and getting wild in the streets, sweat dripping off the walls and speakers pounding in your face. For the last four years, T&B has brought raw energy back to dancefloors worldwide by effortlessly flipping bass music in all its forms. The crew is full of surprises, taking influences from house, electro, dubstep, drum & bass, metal and hip-hop to form an entirely new genre simply known as “heavy bass.”

Keep Watch Vol. VII: Trouble & Bass by Мишка Bloglin

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Choice Is Yours Vol. 19

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele
Ghostface Killah – Supreme Clientele (2000)

Vs.

The Cure - Boys Don’t Cry
The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry* (1980)

The Game is simple… if only one could exist which would it be?  What’s more important… personal relevance, cultural significance, or simply being the better album all other things aside? Choice is yours…

*I’m using this instead of their proper debut of Three Imaginary Boys since I feel more people are familiar with the U.S. release of what is basically the same album.

Mike Jones's Previous Entries

Charlie Don’t Surf (The Innernets)

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

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Some of you may have already seen this, but for those that haven’t, take a look at this recent photo of America’s favorite Madman, Charlie Manson.  The NY Post featured this updated photo of Manson, now 74, from the California State Prison system. The article makes note of his expression, which has shifted from that of a wily-eyed maniac to a blank vacancy. Personally, I wonder how batshit crazy he is at this point. 

One thing that everyone here in the office couldn’t help but notice is his subtle similarity to Saddam. Coincidence or conspiracy theory? YOU DECIDE!

Now in the meantime, head over to our store at 350 Broadway or hit up the online shop and pick up our cult crazy homage to Uncle Charlie.

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Twitter Tuesdays!

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

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Starting tomorrow Tuesday, March 23rd we’re going to be starting Twitter Tuesdays! Where all of our Twitter followers will get a special tweet from us good for the entire day!

It may be an online discount code, it may be a secret keyword to use at our 350 Broadway store for free goodies or a discount! And sometimes it may be a first look at something we’re working on! Whatever it is will be will only be sent to our Twitter followers and only be good on that day!

So what are you waiting for? Start following our Twitter and Ease DaMan’s while you’re at it.

First Twitter Tuesday tweet will be sent out early tomorrow afternoon!

Oh Mars's Previous Entries

Battlestar Re-Up; Finale

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

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Daybreak Parts II and III

Browsing the forums, it’s clear that the final episode of Battlestar Galactica has polarized the fans – the last 30 minutes especially. I was completely blown away by the first hour and a half and believe it was truly Galactica at its finest. The ending fit into the show’s mantra of “this will happen again,” that can’t be argued, and I’m satisfied with them settling on Earth 2. It’s Moore and co.’s ambiguity concerning some points that have me feeling…not gyped, just sort of scratching my head. First I’ll touch on some aspects I loved, then be a Negative Nancy. The rest I’ll leave to the comments (which will hopefully feature more than just me and Crook…I know there’s more BSG fans haunting this site).

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I was pretty shocked when Baltar chose to stay and fight, then he ended up saving the day by dropping some spiritual knowledge on Cavil and convincing him to release Hera. Most impressive. We last see him expressing his desire to flex his farm boy roots on Earth 2 with Six, but only after a Bill & Ted moment with phantom Baltar and Six. Baltar is a character I see-sawed with during the entire series; hate, love, empathy, indifference, loathing, love. Because of the effectiveness of the character, I’m really interested to see what actor James Callis does post-BSG. (PS: Cavil blowing his brains out happened so nonchalantly that it was laugh-inducing).

Much fist-pumping was done by yours truly when Tyrol strangled Torey to death, causing everyone in the CIC to start spraying. Chief’s been one of my favorites since season 1 and after having shovel upon shovel of shit thrown upon him this season, I was psyched to see him dish some out. In the end, he just wants to be dropped off where there’s no humans so he can brood and grow his dope beard back. He’s the first Scotsman!

All the major players enjoy a similar happy ending: Roslin peacefully dies of cancer, Tigh and Ellen are a cute old couple, Lee wants to play Boy Scout, Adama plans on building the cabin, and Helo and Athena make hunting and gathering plans. Given the bleak tone of the entire series, I honestly wasn’t expecting this many happy endings for the main characters. But this unexpectedness of the finale just made me enjoy it more…copouts and all.

I could watch Adama and Saul getting drunk in a strip club forever. “YEEEEEAAAAH!!!”

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Ron Moore, you’re the man, just don’t put yourself in your own show. Even for a second. It’s pretty wack.

Starbuck simply disappearing when Lee looked away felt like such a copout. The Harbinger of Death shouldn’t have gone out like that. I would have enjoyed more of an explanation of what the frak she was.

Are we to assume that phantom Baltar and Six are angels? The ending with them in Times Square, 150,000 years in the future, talking about how “He” doesn’t like to be called “God” was rather comical. Chick angels are hot.

Were all the visions of the Opera House by Roslin, Athena, and Six just so Hera could run into the CIC and get snatched by Cavil? I have a feeling Moore made up the Opera House without knowing what to do with it. And why was Hera the mitochondrial Eve? Just so she could be special?

This being the last BSG Re-Up (at least until the The Plan and Caprica), I want to quickly thank my dad for loaning a cable-less son seasons 1 and 2 on DVD, starting this whole thing for me. Papa Mars liked the footage of the real-life robots at the very end, I didn’t.

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

5 Questions With Damian Abraham of Fucked Up

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

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Toronto’s Fucked Up not only make some of the best Hardcore music in over a decade, they transcend the genre while trumpeting its edicts. 2008′s The Chemistry of Common Life wasn’t just the best Hardcore record of that year, but easily one of the best records period of the year.

Our pal, Fucked Up frontman Damian Ford (a.k.a. Pink Eyes), was more than gracious to take some time from touring Asia for the first time to be part of this installment of 5 Questions! As always, it’s great talking with the outspoken Damian, because as you’ll soon notice, he’s not only one of the most interesting people you could ever meet, but one of the most genuine.

1) So you obviously didn’t major in Rock ‘n  Roll in college. I always found it interesting (though not surprising) that you were a Gender Studies major while in school. Has anything you learned or studied as a Gender Studies major found its way into the challenges involved with not only managing but being the frontman of a Hardcore band?

I think Women Studies really changed my outlook on all of life, and certainly band stuff. I had always thought of myself as a leftist that knew it all; but at the same time, I was really resistant to the idea that certain elements of our world are not natural but are constructs that are directly tied to conditions of power. I think, after being exposed to certain writings and certain professors, I was forced to examine why I felt the way I did. I was afraid to admit that my liberal world outlook still had me maintaining these systems of power and I was nowhere near as open minded as I had held myself up to be. And this wasn’t just issues of gender but issues of race, sexuality, class, etc. I think Women Studies allowed me to change the way I thought, so lyrics, the way I try to interact with people, also all changed. I started to admit my own short comings.

2) What/Who is “selling out” has always been a point of contention in all counter-culture movements. I’m sure you’re faced with similar problems as we are… getting your work the exposure you feel it deserves and into the hands of as many people who would appreciate it, without alienating your original supporters. How do you cope or juggle with it? Are you ever concerned that the next move you guys make as a band may be the one to really put a wedge between you and the people who got you to where you are? Or is this something that you never think about at all?

Oh, I think about it.  From day one, I never thought of this band as being anything more than a distraction from real life. I never thought it would change the world and I certainly knew that it would never get popular, so it has always been about doing as many things as possible with it to make my life more interesting. The TV appearances and other gimmicky stuff that we’ve done has never been about exposing our music to more people or trying to gain more popularity, it has been done simply because it is weird and funny. The vast majority of people watching Fox News or MTV are into shit like ringtone rap or Toby Keith or both. They certainly aren’t going to be into a fat dude screaming over punk-shoegaze-faux-psyche-hardcore songs. The same goes for the music we write. I think people honestly think that we are sitting, trying to write a “hit”, but all we are really doing is writing stuff that we find interesting and, 8 years into this band, trying to write the same song over and over again wouldn’t be that. But both of these things get us accused of being sellouts. Which is fine, people can feel that way if they want.

To me, selling-out is when you try and alter what you are doing to find a way to make other people happy. All the stuff we do is still fine by my sell-out standard. I think if I started to worry about keeping other people happy that would really be the sell-out. But by the same token, it is really weird to have this thing become the way I’m making a living. It has changed the way we approach things like touring. Before it didn’t matter what we did because this wasn’t real money, so gaining or losing it was the same thing. Now if we lose money, I can’t pay rent or my kid won’t eat. So, maybe we did sell-out when we went fulltime, because that is really the only thing that has altered the original goals.

3) Name a band or artist that you absolutely loathe and tell us why. And don’t give me an easy name that people will expect from you. And while you’re at it, name a guilty pleasure people would be surprised to know you love.

I had to really think about this and I don’t really think I can pick a band. It sounds bullshit but I look at stuff as being more just not my thing. I hate fans of bands and scenes more than any band. Stuff like fans of Springsteen-Punk, Twee-Pop revival, Celtic Rock all drive me more nuts then any of the bands in the genres do. I think it is the fact that people think the stuff they like matters and the reality is it doesn’t. All that being said, I saw Animal Collective last year and I threw-up a bit in my mouth. The dude was rocking a bucket hat and sandals but even then it was more the people watching it; they seemed totally oblivious to the fact that they are like Neo-Phish fans. I really hate that band Protest The Hero though. Their music is like a headache but I guess that is an easy one.

I have no real guilty pleasures. The rest of the band is mortified that I still listen to all the same pop punk I grew up on. I still love AFI, NOFX, Five Knuckle Chuckle, etc.

4) You’re known for getting near naked or completely naked during your live sets… is it a purely confrontational aspect of the performance or are you making a statement?

I think it is more of a comfort thing. I take off my shirt because I get hot. I’m 300 pounds and when I’m moving around under those lights I get heated like a motherfucker. For years I was ashamed of my body: like I would leave my shirt on during sex ashamed. But at one show in Texas, I got so hot that I couldn’t bear it and I took off my shirt. After the show, a friend of mine (who is a “bear” ) told me how great I looked without my shirt and that was all the push I needed. I guess now there is an element of statement to it, like: be proud of who you are no matter what you look like, but that was secondary.  The moons and “mangina” stuff is a part of performance. Shoving my balls between my legs is not comfortable in the least.

5) Where do you see the music industry in 5 years? You’re clearly way into uncharted waters because of the internet and file transferring. Can bands/labels still put out albums in the same way they used to and hope for financial security from them? Do they go back to mostly releasing singles? Or does the album now become a promotional tool for tours, merchandising and licensing opportunities?

I have no idea. I mean the vinyl comeback we are in now is just a trend but I think there is a core that will always support bands by buying music. If you look at mainstream music most of the focus has turned to writing ringtones, jingles, etc. so it is obvious which way the wind is blowing there. I hope it levels out for the selfish reason that I love to go to record stores, and if they go away, where will I hang out?

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If you’ve never seen Fucked Up live, do yourself a favor and do everything in your power to make it their next show in your area. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you’ll likely not soon forget! Check out The Chemistry of Common Life, out now on Matador Records.

P.S. Damian, you’re always welcome to hang out in our shop.

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