Mishka sponsored a fetish party that was organized to celebrate the release of Secret Identity. It’s a book that Craig Yoe put together showcasing the eerie and beautiful fetish art of Superman co-creator, Joe Schuster.  A lot could be said about how amazing the existence of this book is but this blog entry is about the nerd/perv party that took place in it’s honor.

I ran into Nicholas Digital.  The Mishka gang tries to stir up shit between us but we are brothers of the highest order.

After I showed up I kicked off my street clothes and put on my Spider-Man Ghost costume. Here I am with Catwoman. How hot is she? So fucking hot. That outfit would look ridiculous on most women but not Hot stuff here. Hot as hell. She was smacking the shit out of me with that riding crop

This girl was whipping this dude while my ex-wife watched on and tried not to acknowledge me.  Whatever… I know you saw me.

The ex-ball and chain.

I love this guy’s attitude and hair.  He’s so positive.  His wife was so tall that I thought she was a drag queen at first.

This is the DJ but I don’t know his name.  The music was all four on the floor house beats.  There’s probably a more specific name for the kind of music it was but I don’t know it.  The music was pretty slammin’ for the most part although there were definite moments where people looked around with “How do I dance to this?” looks on their faces.

Ohhhhh shiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!  My eyes just exploded with joy.

This lady is a dude who tried to give me poppers.  He also tried to pull my underwear down and some bitches saw my dong.

It’s like a middle school dance except for the riding crop.

Ease Demon shows his stuff.  Why just one nipple piercing?  I’m a man of symmetry.

This is my buddy Adam.  He spanked the shit out of Catwoman with that sword.

I love this.

Then the costume contest results were announced.  The winners got copies of the book and a sack of Mishka shit.  The first winner was this fun creep.

Catwoman was the next winner for her costume.  She told me that she just had this outfit in her closet.  That is rad! I think I won next but I don’t have a photo of it.

This woman had been wearing a costume earlier but got attacked or attacked someone and took it off.  She referred to herself as “Super Tits” and hunched forward and squeezed the goods together.  Adam the tall hobbit kept asking “Where are the nipples?”  Good damn question!

Here’s the final winner, Wonder Woman, with the book’s author, Craig Yoe.

Then shit got really weird.

Floorguy was there!  The first time I encountered this guy was a few years back at the Byte Party at the Delancey. I thought I had stepped onto someone’s backpack but it was actually this guy.  When I realized it was a guy in a big sack it freaked me out a little.  It’s like that story where the woman is sitting in a chair reading a letter from a man who had loved her from afar and by the end of the letter he reveals that his desire to be near her was so strong that he had sewn himself into the chair that she was sitting at that moment.

Dreams do come true.

- Toilet Cobra