“I Want To Give You a Hand Job With My Mouth.” – Korean Abdul-Jabbar

Oh man, this is one of the greatest news articles I read in a while! So this girl Kari Ferrell aka “The Hipster Grifter,” spent some time around Greenpoint and Wlliamsburg convincing men to go home with her, then making up stories about working for the company that owns Cochella, telling them she has cancer, and then scamming them out of a lot of money.
I thought it was interesting that she always used her real name, so when dudes got suspicious they just googled her and found out that she was wanted in Salt Lake City. I think some of the best parts of the story include the note she passed to a guy at Union Pool (with the quote above), the fact that she instantly got a job at Vice, and the idea that when she lived in Utah she lived in a “straight-edge house.”
You need to read the full story HERE.
BTW- Naked pics of Kari Ferrell HERE.
- Twerps!






April 18th, 2009 at 12:50 am
i bet Nick Gazin wasn’t duped by this scammer co-worker. I bet Nick Gazin took her home and had his way with her and laughed at her when she told him she had cancer.
April 18th, 2009 at 1:39 am
The funniest part about this isn’t even the story, it’s the outpouring of hipster outrage, additional victims coming forward, and “Kari spottings” that’s hilarious! i don’t even know where to start from that, but this is where I read it all: http://board.crewcial.org/thread/view/313561/&p=1346
April 19th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
okay, so there was a “Kari spotting” in some kegger (yes…kegger, that was how my friend put it) in greenpoint this weekend. I wasn’t there, but I’m thinking partygoers who were just gawked and fetishized her somewhere in the back of their minds (maybe they pointed and laughed too, whatever). She ain’t even cute! Someone beat her ass already!
haha at bco
April 19th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
She looks like a lady boy version of Log Duk Dong
April 20th, 2009 at 11:26 am
@ Glamnation: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
That bitch got a small ass face.
April 21st, 2009 at 12:01 am
White boys always sprung on B-rate asian girls. I’ll never understand it. Go Blackhawks!
April 21st, 2009 at 6:21 am
I didnt add the link to the nude photos. I think I am going to start editing other peoples posts!
April 21st, 2009 at 11:57 am
I added the naked link, I told you I did. Plus, everyone edits my posts, cause I suck at writing, I’m cool with it.
And if this chick is sleeping with guys and stealing money from them why doesn’t she just become the “hipster hooker”?
April 21st, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Because there’s excitement in the grift!
April 21st, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Easy on face. Heavy on neck.