Tomorrow At Cakeshop!

They jumped on the bill after I did the flyer, but Shell Shag is playing as well. I’ll be tossing out some free Mishka tees.
- Toilet Cobra
They jumped on the bill after I did the flyer, but Shell Shag is playing as well. I’ll be tossing out some free Mishka tees.
- Toilet Cobra
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
CORPORATE SPONSORS!
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Mishka outbid Nike to be my corporate sponsor.
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Nick, get me a writing gig at Vice. i did the Blank issue and got the top 100 only because i know they changed staff mid competition and fucked up all the submissions and prob everyone got ‘Top 100′ and a free subscription. i feel i would’ve won the grand prize otherwise. I got a story about this Mormon town in Utah’s first pole competition…i just need money for a ticket out there. Holler at me so we can discuss how you make things up to me for all the wrong you have inflicted upon me ; )
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
e-mail me and I’ll tell you things.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I will suck the dead skin off your shaft if you get me a full time gig writing DOOS and DOONT’S for Vice Magazine. It’s the voice of my generation. When the grandkids ask me what I did during the war, I would like to be able to hand them a copy of “THE QUEEFS ISSUE” and watch them beam with pride at grand-papa’s heroics.
April 25th, 2009 at 5:34 am
E-mail me things and I’ll tell you how you can suck my dick + eat my kids.
April 25th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
haha Toilet Cobra needs his own “Ask Toilet Cobra” section