Desmond Is a Good Sailor
D’oh. Henry Ian Cusick, who plays Scottish rogue Desmond on Lost, is being sued for sexual harassment by Chelsea Stone. It appears that Cusick prefers the motorboat method:
Stone claims that while working on the show, Cusick placed his hand on her buttocks and caressed the back of her body while making moaning sounds. (editor’s note – Gross!)
She also claims Cusick “placed his face on top of [her] breasts, moving his face from side to side.” He then squeezed her breasts with his hands.
Actors on Lost who have run-ins with the law tend to get killed off (see – Cynthia Watros and Michelle Rodriguez). Hopefully the producers forgive Cusick for being awesome.
I worked at Pizza Hut back in high school and one night I filled out a sexual harassment form against our retarded mentally challenged dish washer, Tina. I wrote that she hosed down my crotch and repeatedly patted my behind while saying “How’s that?” She didn’t get the joke and was convinced she was going to jail. I had to eat the form to get her to cool down. Lighten up, eh?
- Oh Mars
April 27th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I am uncomfortable living in a world where people where Desmond can’t motorboat some boobs. It would have struck me as the highest of compliments.
April 27th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I don’t understand what that loser chick’s problem is. It’s freakin’ DESMOND – action hero superstar.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Maybe Desmond thought “what the hell. I’m just gonna time shift the shit out of this bitch anyhow.”
April 27th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Bitch don’t realize how lonely the timestream is.
April 28th, 2009 at 5:00 am
A rich,famous, good looking and talented guy felt you up and you didn’t like it? Whaaa? Even if you were gay, whaaaaa? Even if he was your brother/father, whaaa?
It’s only harassment if it’s invited. Why wasn’t it invited?
April 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am
lolz @ “making moaning sounds”
April 30th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Ah man, I remember Tina. She really freaked me out more than once