Desmond Is a Good Sailor
Monday, April 27th, 2009
D’oh. Henry Ian Cusick, who plays Scottish rogue Desmond on Lost, is being sued for sexual harassment by Chelsea Stone. It appears that Cusick prefers the motorboat method:
Stone claims that while working on the show, Cusick placed his hand on her buttocks and caressed the back of her body while making moaning sounds. (editor’s note – Gross!)
She also claims Cusick “placed his face on top of [her] breasts, moving his face from side to side.” He then squeezed her breasts with his hands.
Actors on Lost who have run-ins with the law tend to get killed off (see – Cynthia Watros and Michelle Rodriguez). Hopefully the producers forgive Cusick for being awesome.
I worked at Pizza Hut back in high school and one night I filled out a sexual harassment form against our retarded mentally challenged dish washer, Tina. I wrote that she hosed down my crotch and repeatedly patted my behind while saying “How’s that?” She didn’t get the joke and was convinced she was going to jail. I had to eat the form to get her to cool down. Lighten up, eh?




















































