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Muscle March!!!

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

The Wii is about to get ♫gaaaaaaayyyyy♬ with Muscle March. And I don’t mean that in a bad way, ’cause Muscle March looks like a giant hunk of beefcake bliss for WiiWare. No homo, naturally! The object? Chase down your prey by posing your super buff, minimally briefed body builder in the right shape. That’s pretty much it. Just watch out for banana peels, your equally ripped competition and bears.

Give it a minute before the manly eye candy kicks in. And good luck getting this anywhere outside of Japan.

Patrick Cooper's Previous Entries

Pixar’s Up

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

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Could I have looked even more like a child predator this afternoon, sitting by myself in the back of a theater filled with kids, with two pairs of glasses on? Probably not. Also, my neck has been jacked lately, so I’m sure constantly rubbing it and twitching my head didn’t help. No shame though, I fell in love with Pixar at age 13 and Chris Hansen himself couldn’t keep me away from their latest, Up. The movie tells the story of Carl Frederickson (Ed Asner), a retired balloon salesman coping with the death of his wife, Ellie. All his life, Carl dreamed of taking Ellie to her dream vacation spot in Paradise Falls, South America. After she passes, the Frederickson’s home is threatened by developers, so Carl decides to remedy his  regrets by filling up a fuck-load of balloons with helium and flying the house to Paradise Falls, where Ellie always dreamed of retiring. After taking off, Carl discovers that a small Asian boy named Russell has stowed away. Oh, the adventures they have…

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The movie starts with a montage depicting the romance between Ellie and Carl and is seriously the most depressing 10 minutes of cinema, but also displays Pixar’s proclivity for master storytelling. One of my problems with the movie is that it shifts tones frequently and quickly. Thematically, Up is pretty schizophrenic; there’s almost too much going on sometimes. But like every other Pixar movie, the rights overshadow the wrongs like whoa.

Visually the movie is a fucking beast – it is Pixar, after all. It’s presented in “Disney Digitial 3D,” and unlike other 3D movies that just get obnoxious at times, Up uses the format to simply pull the foreground closer to the audience. There are some shots in Paradise Falls that are flat-out jaw-dropping and the animation on the balloons is some of the most realistic  I’ve ever seen. The character designs are great, especially for the grizzled, imposing Carl who would just come off as a mean old bastard if it wasn’t for Asner’s performance.

It’s been a good weekend for movies.

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Drag Me to Hell!

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

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After an extended stay atop Hollywood’s go-to blockbuster directors list, Sam Raimi returns to where it all started with Drag Me to Hell… Campy, over-the-top, gross-out Horror!

Christine (Alison Lohman) plays a gal who seemingly has everything going her way. She’s up for promotion at her bank and she’s got the Mac Guy (Justin Long) just about to propose. But when she decides to score some brownie points with her boss by foreclosing on the home of an elderly Gypsy woman she gets a little more than she bargained for… A curse! Over the next three days Christine will be tormented by a demon who after the third day will finally appear and… you guessed it… drag her to hell! Time is ticking for her to figure out some way to lift the curse, get the promotion and impress her boyfriend’s parents.

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Working with a modest budget and no recognizable stars (save for Justin Long, whose “Mac Guy” persona Raimi uses for a gag here and there), Raimi, along with longtime collaborator and brother Ivan, shows why he’s such a great director by taking the simplest of yarns and weaving something scary and, most importantly, incredibly fun! And while there is no Bruce Campbell, this film is dripping with the same signature style that made the Evil Dead trilogy so beloved. Go see this now, and see it in the theater. Raimi makes full use of a theater’s surround sound to build up suspense and make you jump out of your seats on numerous occasions, something that may get lost once Drag Me to Hell hits DVD.

Now let’s keep our fingers crossed that Peter Jackson sees this and feels compelled to go back to his roots as well!

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350′s New Window Candy!

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

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This looks like something that would be in the Vice’s DOs and DON’Ts. Where’s Toilet Cobra? I’d like to know his thoughts are on this wanna be hipster.

Anyhow, Greg’s paying the monkey to high-five mopsters/scare children. I suggest you come by tomorrow around 12pm to witness the circus and a visit from Lamour Supreme! He will be here releasing the latest Cure x Mishka Boogie-man. Ow, ow!

Мишка
350 Broadway
Brooklyn, NY

Monday-Thursday: 12-7pm
Friday & Saturday: 12-8pm
Sunday: 12-6pm

J/M/Z to Marcy Ave.
G to Broadway
L to Lorimer

Patrick Cooper's Previous Entries

The Brothers Bloom

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a con man. Well, I guess that’s not entirely true. But studying the world of deception always has been a passion of mine. A love for magic/sleight of hand developed at an early age and that led to a life of amateur sleights and a pocketful of fancy card-cutting techniques. I never really practiced much beyond that, but I’ve never stopped reading about con men and card sharps and every time a “con movie” is released, I jump on it. The classic con movies such as The Sting, Nine Queens, and House of Games traditionally keep the audience guessing until the very end who is actually duping who. The Brothers Bloom, the sophomore film by young director Rian Johnson (Brick – a perfectly executed Hammett-style noir set in a California high school), delivers on every tried aspect of a con movie and also works on so many others levels: romance, comedy, etc. It’s also the first display of what Johnson can do with an actual budget. If I was a high-profile critic I might be crucified for stating this, but Bloom may just be the greatest con movie of all time.

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Orphan brothers Stephen (Mark Ruffalo) and Bloom (Adrien Brody) have been on the grift since their childhood and mastermind Stephen is obsessed with pulling off the “perfect con” – one in which everyone, even the mark, gets what they want. Yes, Brody’s name in the film is simply “Bloom,” he has no first name – a touch I really love simply because one of the thematic aspects of the film is Brody’s search for himself: who are you if your entire life you’ve been pretending to be someone else? If everyone you’ve ever had a relationship with never knew who you really are? Brody nails the agony behind these questions. While Bloom tires of the grift, Stephen plans their final con; their thesis-con, if you will. He chooses for their final mark Penelope Stamp (Rachel Weisz), a New Jersey oil-heiress who is both painfully naive and endlessly endearing. Interpersonal relationships are a kind of voodoo in the world of cons. In linguist David Maurer‘s 1940 quintessential study of confidence men, The Big Con, he examines the personal life of con men in a chapter titled “Birds of a Feather.” Maurer states that:

“The fact that there are few marriages among con folk and even fewer divorces need not imply that there is no code governing relations between the sexes.”

It’s stated in the movie that the code of the Blooms is “no women.” Yet, Stephen insists on fleecing Penelope. His decision to mark her is the first in a long line of deceptions that smoothly unravel until the curtain closes. Bloom falls for Penelope off the bat and hearkening back to what I said earlier, it’s this relationship and the performances that make the Brothers Bloom possibly the best con movie of all time.

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I haven’t seen all of his work, but I’ve ever seen a poor performance by Mark Ruffalo. This is, however, one of the first movies I’ve seen where he plays one of the leads, and he’s just straight up enjoyable to watch as the cocky, self-assured Stephen. Rinko Kikuchi plays the Blooms’ assistant and demolition expert, Bang Bang, and with almost no dialogue, she effortlessly manages to steal pretty much every scene she’s in. Brody is on point as always and Weisz is just sort of “enh” as the reclusive, eccentric heiress, but that might just be the cause of edits. She shifts from recluse to in-your-face goofball rather quickly; one of my only problems with the movie.

I could seriously go on for pages about this movie and it would be hard for me to continue without dropping some spoilers, so quickly, it’s a great time and I strongly believe it will go down as one of the essential con movies of all time. Rian Johnson appreciates the nuances of genre and pulls off everything so well that it’s easy to forgive the film’s few errata. Thematically and visually the movie is very generous and demands repeated viewings. The score was composed by Rian’s brother Nathan (who also scored Brick) and is incredible in its own way. Bonus: Ricky Jay is the fucking narrator! What an appropriate nod to the great real-life card sharps and students of the underworld.

To wet your whistle, check out the first seven minutes of the film here.

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Twerps!'s Previous Entries

Rezeon Scum Hand-Screened T-shirts – Instore 350 Broadway!

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Just in from the land from the rising son! A small collection of hand-screened t-shirts from mad-man Rezeon Scum AKA Terrible Whore AKA Takashi Iimura!

You might remember Rezeon did a few shirts for us in the past including “Terrible Whore” and the classic tee “Scum White”. The tees are in-store only and are SUPER LIMITED (like 3 per style!) get them this weekend, or they WILL be gone!

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Мишка
350 Broadway
Brooklyn, NY

Monday-Thursday: 12-7pm
Friday & Saturday: 12-8pm
Sunday: 12-6pm

J/M/Z to Marcy Ave.
G to Broadway
L to Lorimer

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Have a Good Weekend!

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Click image to enlarge. Via the Skull Swap Tumblr

My Pal the Crook's Previous Entries

Review: Queen Elephantine – Kailash

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Queen Elephantine - Kailash (2009) [Abandon Ship] // Grade: B-

If and when Shiva ever decides to rain down an Apocalypse, this will most assuredly be her soundtrack. The trek up Kailash is Eastern influenced Holy Mountain of atmospheric Doom Metal that will turn the skies black as the stars rain down around you… The seventh seal is revealed! And just as you’re ready to repent, lo and behold enters Brahma and Vishnu in the guise of the last two tracks, “Godblood” and “Khora” ruining what was a devastatingly good end of days. “Khora” is a decent end piece but most of “Godblood” ruins the momentum and keeps Kailash from being truly epic. Doh!

Kailash has only ever been officially released on tape (available here) with no real release date set for other formats. But you’re all clever and im sure you can find  a digital copy floating around somewhere.

Twerps!'s Previous Entries

CURE x MISHKA Boogie-Man – 350 Broadway Release! – NOON! TIME CHANGE!

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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This Sunday, May 31st at 12pm we will be releasing the newest version of the Cure x Mishka Boogie-man!

This is the the first full color version with a newly designed header card by Lamour Supreme!

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This is also the first version to premiere our custom Cyco Simon suspender clips. This is probably one of the most intricate and detailed Kaiju on the market today! This thing is just plain sick!

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There is a very limited quantity available in store! Lamour Supreme will also be on hand to do signings, drawings, and I am sure he will have a few other suprises up his sleeve! Check out some more photos of the Boogie-Man below. See you Sunday!

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It’s a Bull Market

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Found this on Deadspin and I’m pretty sure it’s all over the interweb. But it really deserves to get shown everywhere.

Bull > matador. LULZ!

Note: This is pretty intense. So be forewarned.

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