I want to be Bloodstorm. I don’t know why she’s been slept on so hard. Who cares about normal storm with her boring mother nature abilities. Bloodstorm has that AND vampire qualities. Plus, check out that do and those threads.

But mainly, she can morph into a bat, wolf or mist, hypnotize with those red glazed eyes and survives off of sucking the blood of others.

I’ll be testing to see which of these capabilities I possess during work hours if anyone wants to be subjected to such chaos.

- Tiger Teeth