The Wii is about to get ♫gaaaaaaayyyyy♬ with Muscle March. And I don’t mean that in a bad way, ’cause Muscle March looks like a giant hunk of beefcake bliss for WiiWare. No homo, naturally! The object? Chase down your prey by posing your super buff, minimally briefed body builder in the right shape. That’s pretty much it. Just watch out for banana peels, your equally ripped competition and bears.

Give it a minute before the manly eye candy kicks in. And good luck getting this anywhere outside of Japan.

- Ninja Magic