Introducing… The Creepy Touch! Episode 1
Following in line in the great tradition of low-brow sleeze punk shows such as T.V. Party, Rappin with The Rickster, Richard Bey, U.S.A. Up All Nite and let’s say… a little Cinema of the Transgression we present to you The Creepy Touch with your host Toilet Cobra AKA Nick Gazin! Just who is The Toilet Cobra? Well if you ask me I’ll tell you he’s some scumbag native New Yorker with the gift of gab, looks that kill, and a certain talent to get people to reveal their creepier sides on camera. You may have seen him lurking in the shadows or passed out with his pants down, but don’t let that scare you as we’ve just given him a public forum to expose themselves and those willing and unwilling participants to their Creepy Touch. Paired with the visual magic and genius editing of The Vidiot, from music to movies, to the men and women on the city streets The Creepy Touch got it covered and is coming for you next… YOU’RE GONNA GET TOUCHED!
In this episode: Nobunny is the subject of this, the first episode of the Creepy Touch. The Toilet Cobra is mostly invisible in this episode due to shyness and the ability to be invisible. Nobunny’s mask is disgusting. While he was putting it on it fell on the floor and when he picked it up it was sopping with the liquids that pool on bathroom floors when it rains. Then he put that piss mop right on his mug. Ugh!
- My Pal the Crook
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Brilliant! I can’t decide which is creepier, Nobunny’s story about eating a piece of his sister’s labia or Toilet Cobra being able to fit most of himself into that garbage can
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Haha, I like the dramatic zoom in on the monkey’s face at the end. Though the best part is the fact people looking for Mishka the reggae singer will find Mishka The Creepy Touch.
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy! loves it!
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Supreme editing. Impressive first installment.
June 3rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Creepy and gross-o.
Moar creepy crawly cobra snake crawling, plz.
June 3rd, 2009 at 3:15 pm
shit is so creepy.
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
nobunny is gross with glitter in his chest and all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the video editing is majestic I WANT MOREEE CREEPIES TOUCHING
also, as a humble suggestion, toilet cobra should hide in a toilet next time and bite girls’ butts
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:21 pm
dude that’s a great suggestion!
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
HAHA!!!
i love the interview.
my fav part is toilet cobra rockin around in t he trashcan at the end!!!! bahahawwwhahwhw
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Native new yorker??? Bull fucking shit. You KNOW you’re not from nyc, why must you lie???
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Gazin! Caron! Awesome show, Grea… Just remember, i am your Robin Quivers, your Ed McMahon, your contrasting gender and color bailiff to your tv Judge Whomever.
My Mom just touched me while i was writing this. gave me the creeps.
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I love those dudes who think that unless you look like you came from their block you couldn’t possibly be native to the city.
June 4th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Toilet Cobra definately looks like he came from an alternate universe where Russia discovered america first & we never made it past the days of the wild west. What that means you tell me. But he definately looks like he sprang out of somewhere in NYC
June 4th, 2009 at 4:40 am
I’m hardly a native New Yorker. I was born here and went to pre school here but then my parents took me to CT where I lived up until coming back to NY at eighteen.
But yeah, folks under the age of twenty and people who have nothing going for them are always trying to out-New York each other.
June 4th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Tim & Eric present The Creepy Touch Show
June 5th, 2009 at 4:48 am
this is no where close to Tim & Eric’s genius Stank…. never make that comparison again.
but it was creepy, I’ll give em that
June 5th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Yo, that video was straight wack. You know for reals you jacked my boys Jim Heckler and Derrick “The D-Whip” Whipple.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Our community needs this kind of advices. Keep it up!.