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I <3 Our Japanese Fanbase!

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On a recent trip to Japan, Greg and I were informed that we had a devoted and cult like following among what was described as Tattoo Enthusiast, Dance Horror Punks! But what we didn’t know is that our influence has spread to the most coveted of Japanese subcultures, the Body Inflation scene!!!! BODY INFLATION!???

Bizarre Magazine just posted this article about the newest and weirdest trend slowly sweeping the Japanese club scene… injecting your face and body with saline solution until it swells in grotesque proportions! So Forget the ongoing quest Bigfoot/Alien Abduction Rape porn… I want to go to there!

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Arigato to Cyriaque for the heads up about the article!

P.S. It’s so fitting that that guy is wearing the Cosmic Overfiend T-shirt of all things.

- My Pal the Crook

5 Responses to “I <3 Our Japanese Fanbase!”

  1. Toilet Cobra Says:

    That guy has a bagel in his brain! The other guy has two little rollerblade wheels in his head.

    Did these guys get fucked by rollerbladers as kids and now they got wheels on the brain?

  2. Dr. No Says:

    Japan needs more haters.

  3. Lava Gina Says:

    How he hell does this even happen, let alone happen more than once and become a subculture? Degeneration ain’t cute.

  4. Aaron Says:

    Total Recall chic. Been calling that shit for years.

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