Hi! I Am on Tour With METALLICA Right Now
We have a slight hiatus at the moment. Metallica flew home for a few days to chill out, but I’m still in Europe. Watching Metallica every night is a combination of super awesome and super zzzzzzz. I regress to a 10 year old listening to my cousins Master of Puppets tape when they play those songs. Then they choose to acknowledge their less than stellar portion of their catalog. And no, I don’t mean the Black Album… That record is pretty good.
Personal highlights of this tour (so far) don’t include any bimbos but do include… Smoking weed with Kirk Hammett and drinking some super expensive champagne with Lars. I still haven’t said a thing to James Hetfield though but Robert Trujillo (not pictured) is awesome though. That dude shreds, plus he was in the last good incarnation of SUICIDAL TENDENCIES. Speaking of which, I saw a few days ago and It wasn’t very good. I enjoy more than ST’s first record… they had me up until 1994′s Suicidal For Life, but their set this tour was just lame.
On a very important sidenote: It’s so hard to find weed in Europe! So if you want to come to one of our shows in Europe. I can probably put you on the list if you holler at me. *Wink, Wink*
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- MamaLaPenga

















June 26th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
That FAITH NO MORE SHIRT! Crucial.
June 26th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
hey! im in barcelona and metallica will be here on the 11th! i know a guy
June 26th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Email me louthegenius@gmail.com
June 26th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Im jealous