Personally, I think you shouldn’t be fusking with any animals. But it’s funny to see what happens when fools try to be on some “Oh, we got this, it’s just an animal!” And animals be on some, “Oh, I was frontin’ with that docility. Now eat this knuckle sandwich, oppressor!”

This video would be waybetter if Rick Ross popped out and called Willard, “Boss.” Any .gif wizards wanna hook that up?

There’s lots of battle rappers out there, and most of them are terrible. You could easily go to ten battles and hear 20 dudes kick the same punchlines, be on the same flows, and each of them would act like they were actually doing something. It’s dudes like J. Storm that carry the weight of hundreds of mediocre rappers, preserving the craft, and taking it further. Dude freestyles more incredible punchlines on the spot than dudes come up with in lifetimes of rapper-alone-shower-time. So pay attention, and get knowledged on what real rappers do (disregard the fact that he lost, cause sometimes politics override skill).

Spam Musubi – Rice, seaweed and Spam.

I’m a huge food lover. I love all food, the spicier the better. The way I see it if my teeth aren’t sweating, it needs more hot sauce. I was recently put onto this site during a conversation at my last tattoo session, where coincidentally enough I was getting a food tattoo.

McGang Bang - A McChicken sandwich inside a double cheese burger

This Is Why You’re Fat is a site where everyone can upload and post pictures of the world’s most fucked up, and fatty creations ever imagined. I’m not even sure how half of these ideas are born. I looked over the site for hours and found some seriously deadly food combinations I want to try before I kick the bucket.

Friders – Deep fried White Castle burgers

I suggest definitely checking out the site if your a food lover, hungry, or just wanna have a good cringe. As gross as most of these concoctions are, there is the odd one that is tempting enough to wanna try, even if its just a bite.

Poutine

As for my favorite food, its called Poutine, and you can really only find a “real” Poutine in Quebec Canada. It’s a good amount of fries covered in cheese curds and gravy. The perfect late night snack! I love it so much I got it tattooed on my leg. “Curd Life” 4 ever.

Amazing Baby – Rewild (2009) [Shangri-La] // Grade: C

Amazing Baby is another in a long line of Brooklyn bands creating some buzz for themselves… Why they’re creating said “buzz”, I’m not entirely too sure? Rewild is the sort of unremarkable album that’s going to find it hard swimming in the already overcrowded Psych Pop waters of the Indie scene. But that’s not to say that the album isn’t enjoyable… tracks like “Bayonets”, “The Nahrwal”, “Roverfrenz” & “Pump your Breaks” are all above average fare when placed up against the multitude of songs being churned out these days by C-grade Animal Collectives, MGMT-lites and Yeasayer Jrs. However as a whole Rewild really does nothing to set itself apart and establish an identity that says “We’re Amazing Baby!”, instead it’s just a lot of hushed whispers that state “We’re yet another band from Williamsburg!”

Here’s the first trailer for Richard Kelly’s The Box, based on the 1970 short story “Button, Button,” by Richard Matheson (one of Stephen King’s greatest influences). The moral story is about a financially unlucky couple who is given a box with a button on it by a mysterious stranger named Mr. Steward. Steward explains that if they press the button they will be given a million dollars, but someone they don’t know will die. I won’t give away the ending of the story, but I have a strong feeling Kelly changed it up a bit for the big screen (the story is only 15 or so pages long). Regardless, it does look like an awesome movie. Kelly (Donnie Darko, Southland Tales) needs some redemption in my book; I couldn’t get through the jumbled and miserable Southland Tales.

Victor Cayro is still nuts. He has no job and lives on less than $200 a month so he’s constantly entertaining himself with what he has at his disposal which is the ability to make cheap costumes, upload videos to Youtube and piss on people.

You might recognize Rude Ralph as a prop in our Summer 09 Lookbook.

Rude Ralph is a oversized madball knock-off from the 80s. Yank Ralph’s eyeball he makes 4 rude noises! I think I have about 3 of these bad boys but I finally found one (MINT IN PACKAGE, MINT IN BOX, NEVER REMOVED FROM BOX, NEW OLD STOCK, and MINT IN MINT BOX). I was so stoked to get this, even though for the most part, the packaging is mad bobo (whats up with font!?), there are some notables!

Look at this sick illustration of this lil creep playing with Rude Ralph! What is that jacket he is wearing? Some sort of hockey team jacket!? Of course he is!

Then on the back you have the ill photo of the RUDE RALPH PROTOTYPE! Even the eyeball is different! If anyone has the prototype or any information on how to find it, I want!$!$!$!$

Justin posted this on his blog today over at Mondo Tees and it was so good, I asked him if I could steal it for the Bloglin! That was until it became a formatting nightmare! Sorry Justin! Anyways, check out the link above to check out the full story!

Available soon at San Diego Comic Con at an undisclosed location!

Before Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, there was Marshall Teller and Simon Holmes. From ’91 to ’92, Eerie Indiana ran on NBC and left a heavy impression on my nine year old psyche. Back then I just thought it was a cool, funny show, but revisiting it almost 20 years later I can really appreciate how well-written, stylish, and original it is. That probably had a lot to do with the creative team behind the show, including creator/writer José Rivera and creative consultant/director Joe Dante. Rivera is a celebrated playwright and Oscar nominated screenwriter; mentored by Gabriel García Márquez. Dante is a veteran horror director with a unique, humorous style (The Howling, Gremlins, The ‘Burbs). The combination of these two creative minds backed up by a dope cast made for some amazing ’90s television.

The show revolved around Marshall Teller, a Jersey boy whose family moves to the cookie-cutter suburb of Eerie Indiana. Teller befriends Simon Holmes, a younger kid from an abusive home. Together, they investigate the plethora of bizarre shit in town: a mother who seals her twin sons in tupperware at night, a retainer that allows its wearer to read murderous dogs’ minds, the ghost of Tobey Maguire, another dimension that sucks you in if you don’t adhere to daylight savings, etc. The show was geared towards kids, so it’s obviously PG, but it’s genuinely creepy at times and has a fun drive-in thriller vibe. You can pick up the entire series (19 episodes) at Best Buy or Amazon for about $20. There’s no special features, but just do what I do, get drunk and make your own.

Yeti is a neat little magazine/journal that comes with a CD and people seem to respect it. I didn’t draw the cover. The illustration on the left is of the Wooden Shjips and the one the right is the Nodzzz.