The Creepy Touch! Episode 4: Big Apple Graphics
In this episode: The Toilet Cobra visits the home of Bald Eagles and BK Broylerz, two artists who proceed to show the camera extreme examples of hate, love and all the other emotions. Dancing, fighting, kissing, cat shit. YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHED!!!!
This is seriously the most disturbing and uncomfortable Creepy Touch yet!
- My Pal the Crook
July 15th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
“punks” wearing 300 dollar jackets. makes sense to me.
July 15th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I feel dirty now. REALLY dirty.
July 15th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I feel that Mike Jones especially enjoyed this episode.
July 15th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Hah, high quality entertainment as always. keep it up.
July 15th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I was a little surprised about the comment about punks n’ jackets. So I asked BK Broylerz what she thought.
“I dont get that one– nobody is wearing a jacket, and we’re not punks
unless he was talking about you, dont remember, were you wearing your trademark jacket.
You’re definitely not a punk— I dont know what you are, some hipster/nerd/mustachioed mashup, who identifies himself with rats? you’re a card, you’re own thang”
July 15th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Before it drifts into the digital ether, let’s turn this comments thread into a big wet clusterfuck of speculation about whether the Toilet Cobra is a punk, hipster, wigger, skater, death rocker, swamp whopper, emo sobber, dumpster humper, miniature schnauzer or maximum rude boy and also debate the suggested retail price of his wardrobe. IT NEVER GETS OLD!
July 15th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I’ll confirm Toilet Cobra doesn’t buy anything, we give it to him! Toilet Cobra is Johnny Rotten to our Malcolm McLaren.
P.S. I kind of think he’s a hipster? I’m not sure though??
July 15th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Toilet Cobra is an Albino Whipster
July 15th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
I would’ve liked to see more Vidiot magic and less live filming.
July 15th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
following the vidiot’s motion, i vote the toilet cobra as obscure magician of the corporal hair
… and hipster
July 16th, 2009 at 12:00 am
I dug the sick Aztec-Simpsons masks they had on near the end.
Toilet Cobra is a Trandoshan Transvestite.
July 16th, 2009 at 10:28 am
i hate toilet cobra
July 16th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
This installment of C.T. Cruizers left ya intrigued–nay, anxious for more, perhaps even mucho mas?
Place your E.T. fingered mulato hand in the center of my Talon, The OUTLAW GOD non-sexual escort service will be happy to digitally chaperone all to a seemingly endless online library of free BIG APPLE GRAPHICKXXZZ and esteemed DBQ Affiliate’s entertainment in various mediums.
But yeah, we’re fuckign broke, and we want you to check out our one of a kind affordable customized cotton threads, as well as 2-d art, 3-d mini-sculptures, DVDS (BALD EAGLES home videos digitized and truncated/condensed into a 1 hour power mix for general audience palatability by the formidable fellow art film engineer, THE VIDIOT) , Books–Kramers ergot Volume 6 in which features a 19 page story by BALD EAGLES, a Stack of ready-to-Go copies of Danny Hellman’s 200 page, full Color, heavy hitting anthology TYPHON, ANNNNNDDD and 6 more copies of GRIM AND GRITTY for the 90′s by BK BROYLERS and myself:
It’s a collection of teen and preteen works by us. 50 odd some pages, only 20 were pressed, full color. Jump on it. Each copy sold comes with end pages autistically scribbled in.
BK BROYLERZ flickr page with all our great single handed works and collaborative PHISH inspired jams FOR SALE FOR SALE SALE SALE BUY BUY HELP OUT TWO STARVING ARTISTS.
Why hold back? what’s stopping you from doing the white thing? to the site to select an authentic New York Slice ready for purchasing:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fruitydroplings/
BALD EAGLES website:
http://phuckfacedigitalis.com/baldeagles/
don’t forget my Best friend and reknowned non conforming/rugged individualist,
PHUCKFACE DIGITALIS
http://www.phuckfacedigitalis.com
and oh, did somebody sayyyyyy….SLOPINGTON HEIGHTS? or as he is going by now in the huge talented schlong department, THE SKY RIDER. I implore yee and thee and we to regularly get your balls cupped and cough up the time necessary to regularly check up on the physiological activities on his personal website which features his solo tunes, as well as various here’s and there’s conducted in conjunction with the likes of Phuckface, Myself, and other reputable Iowans.
Exclusive Instuds interview:
http://inkstuds.com/?p=353
Born to live Life: humiliating Victor Cayro exploitive spuedo Documentary complete with construction Orange adult diaper and ambiguous “figger it out yerself” multi filtered narrative. Also Starring Phuckface Digitalis. A physchedelic slice of lifer film comprised of original Andy Roche(The BLACK VATICAN jug band) super 8 shot footage, fragments extracted from my own 20 year spanning home video archive, pre digital Public access VHS extensive Q and A banter betwixt two of DBQ’s greatest sons, amatuer MMA, circling predatory birds, midwestern accents, an emaciated figure blathering blindly about his various physically transformative life phases, unbeknownst during studio banter that he’s about to undergo another, nigh fatal one
First you get to hear me spill my guts, then you get to see them.
MMMAAAMMMMMMMMYYY!!!!
http://vimeo.com/2448328
Tubby the Lionheart, a video short by Cock Slaps/Sloob’in Slabs and Bald Eagles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z54aZCeNcBM
the unfettered, however digitally presented in somewhat poor quality, underground cult classic,
TOUCH MY FACE!
part 1
http://vidslib.com/index.php?view=794958
part 2
http://vidslib.com/index.php?view=605723
Part 3
http://vidslib.com/index.php?view=994793
part 4
http://vidslib.com/index.php?view=765232
July 16th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
GO TO THE SHARED FLICKR ACCOUNT of BK BROYLERZ AND BALD EAGLES–NOW!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fruitydroplings/http://www.flickr.com/photos/fruitydroplings/
our seperate accounts? they exist–
http://www.bkbroylerz.com
wwww.phuckfacedigitalis.com/baldeagles
July 16th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fruitydroplings/
July 16th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
what the fuck is this moderation shit? we’re limited to only 3 words per comment?
I just wasted about ten thousand years henpecking something beautiful, and it was just blasted into the ether.
This happened once before where my comment was etch-uh-sketched immediately upon submission. Did I miss a disclaimer?
What are the poster’s exact screed/rebuttle/banter limitations?
July 16th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
this video was a combination of the munsters and tanya hardings sex tape. It was a real classy affair and I enjoyed it. keep up the good work you classy fellow.
July 17th, 2009 at 4:02 am
Born to live Life: humiliating Victor Cayro exploitive spuedo Documentary complete with construction Orange adult diaper and ambiguous “figger it out yerself” multi filtered narrative. Also Starring Phuckface Digitalis. A physchedelic slice of lifer film comprised of original Andy Roche(The BLACK VATICAN jug band) super 8 shot footage, fragments extracted from my own 20 year spanning home video archive, pre digital Public access VHS extensive Q and A banter betwixt two of DBQ’s greatest sons, amatuer MMA, circling predatory birds, midwestern accents, an emaciated figure blathering blindly about his various physically transformative life phases, unbeknownst during studio banter that he’s about to undergo another, nigh fatal one
First you get to hear me spill my guts, then you get to see them.
MMMAAAMMMMMMMMYYY!!!!
http://vimeo.com/2448328
July 17th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I have to promote the shit
August 26th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
How much Coke are you guys on?
September 6th, 2009 at 9:16 am
3 cans each