Remember when Spider-Man got married at a baseball game in the 1980s and all anybody could talk about were the dangers of miscegenation?
Announcer: “Spidey, I know MJ refused to marry you once because she was concerned about the children, you know? Would you have children that were like little Spider Babies or would they be normal human babies?”
Spider-Man: “As long as they’re healthy, that’s all I care about. Long as they got two arms and eight legs. That is a concern.”- The Vidiot