XXX-Files
Hot on the heels of the Seinfled porno parody cums comes “The X-Files: A Dark Parody,” being released this September from New Sensations. The adult film stars Kimberly Kane as Dana Scully. I’m vaguely familiar with this Kane chick, but I would have liked them to push for Gillian Anderson, who apparently is too busy filming The Smell of Apples. The film will also star Ashlynn Brooke and a penis of some sort. (Thank you, Fleshbot. Thank you.)
Hopefully this will be a huge success and they’ll follow it up with a Millennium based porno. On second thought, it would probably be all old men and serial killers having visions of boning each other. Nevermind. (wipes brow)
- Oh Mars
August 5th, 2009 at 12:46 am
I was going to say we should watch it together, but then I thought second about it. And still, I feel that way. My house or yours.
August 5th, 2009 at 1:03 am
I’m sure David Duchovny would be down to co-star…
August 5th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Sigh…enough with all this pop culture nonsense…can’t dudes just beat it to hot bimbos slammin’ salami anymore?
August 5th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I can’t wait to see this – kimberly looks smoking as scully
August 5th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Kimberly is awesome. One of Coop’s fav models I’ve become enamoured with.
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