Yesterday we were proud to present Ninjasonik’s Darth Baño mixtape, today we’re going to sit down with Darth Baño himself, Telli Federline AKA Bathroomsexxx to do a little five questions.

5 Questions with Telli Federline AKA Bathroomsexxx

1) Tell us how you got down with Ninjasonik your role in the group and how the hell you got the nickname “Bathroomsexxx”?

While I was drummin’ in my uncle’s band I met DJ Teenwolf who used to hangout ‘n tha rehearsal space. He let me hear “Tight Pants” and I luved it! I went and wrote a verse ‘n tha bridge after I heard it. When I went 2 let it I had met JahJah a couple weeks earlier. It was at a Go Skate Day through a mutual friend, but had seen him skaten around for like 4 years! So it was crazy! Then wolf would call me 2 do some shows and then tha rest is history,just meant 2 b! Tha stars aligned as Wolf always say! Now I’m tha rap element of tha band and  bring tha chariama or so I’ve been told! Our energies combined make us tha raddest!

Tha bathroomsexxx is self explanitory! LMAO! We r tha kings of parties and having bathroomsex is tha epitome of partying. We r that! Not 2 mention when I was like 12 I went on a trip 2 Disneyworld wit my whole family and on tha way back I had had sex n tha Amtrack bathroom wit a lil’ babe I met! LOL ‘n she had tha condom! Real rap!!

2. For those of us unknowing, can you tell us how to go about getting a blowjob from behind as per your song “Holla For a Dolla”

Gittn’ ya dick sucked from tha back is only 4 us big dick mafuckers! It’s when tha babe from behind pulls ya dick between ya legs ‘n sucks it from tha back! I’mma put out an intsructional dvd! BTW gittn’ ya dick sucked from tha back my lead 2 gittn’ ya salad tossed so b prepared!

3. You guys have dealt with some internet hate for being different as you’ve risen in exposure and popularity, how doe sit make you feel?

I cant stand tha internet hate because most of these dickheads r just lames talkin’ shit because they aint got no life! ‘N then when I catch ‘em in traffic they aint got shit 2 say!!!!! Like really u fuckin’ doucheburger dont talk shit if u cant back it up! We (Ninjasonik) r real rad guys… We really give a fuck about tha kids that care about us! Wat U C is wat u git. There’s so many ova mafuckas u could hate on that derserve it! If u dont like our music, oh well! But dont say nuffn’ on no blog that u cant defend when we catch u!

4. What’s your take on people categorizing you guys and your music as “Hispter”?

Man I’m yet 2 know wat a hipster really is! I git called it so much I gotta b 1! They say I’m a gangsta Hipster on tha internet. LMAO! My homie mikey told me that a hipster is someone cool as U but U dont know them so U call them a Hipster! But when y’all become cool everybody else is tha hipster then! LOL! ‘N I feel tha industry categorizes us as Hipster cause we’re a new wave of music… we’re tha next thing ‘n so instead of embracing us, ‘n fuckin wit us, they outcast us and call us all “Hipster”. Try 2 play us! Put us ‘n a box! Well fuck u old niggas! Y’all git ready 2 put ya shit ‘n a box ’cause we movin in!

5.  If you could be in any band which would it be and why (besides your own)?

Tha Wu-Tang Clan or tha Jimi Hendrix Experience.

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If you haven’t yet download the Mishka Presents Ninjasonik: Darth Baño Mixtape!

- My Pal the Crook