Juggaloooooooo ‘09!
All of you Hipsters were living it up at Lollapalooza this weekend missed out on the real fun, namely the Gathering of the Juggalos 2009! Was it really worth it to see Depeche Mode, Jane’s Addiction, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and a billion other bands at the expense of missing this? Fuck no!
All of these photo’s and the above footage comes courtesy of Derek Erdman. Head over there if you want to check out even more (and larger sized) images from his recent excursion to the Dark Carnival!
There was a lot of talk in the office about going, but of course all the poseur Juggalo wannabes who work here were too chicken shit to spend the weekend with some REAL Juggalos! Looks like you guys missed out on a good time. You step to one Juggalo you step to them ALL!
Nice going Mike Jones… That could have been you hangin’ with these Juggalos! But no, you had to waste your vacation going to Sweden to hang with a thin pastie white dude who isn’t a Juggalo!
Juggalo hottiez AKA Necksnappaz and…
Juggalo nottiez and..
Juggalo boobiez!
The only thing more valuable than weed at the gathering is Faygo!
Yung luv + Strawberry Blueberry Faygo = Best Summer eva!
Man Juggalos know how to party. Maybe next year we can join in?
August 10th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
That blonde Hot Topic-y Necksnappa’ is the exact type of girlfriend I dreamt about in 1993
August 10th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Fuck
August 10th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
“Juggalo Nottiez” = Fuggalos
August 10th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Nice Collection of Necksnappaz… wHiPlAsH aLeRt!
August 10th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
whoa… necksnappa at 3:29
August 10th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
i’m really hoping mishka’s being ironic covering this white trash festival
August 11th, 2009 at 1:05 am
I was wearing my Mishka swag all weekend because I’m not a juggascrub haha. I was actually asked if I worked for Mishka because I was wearing a purple keep watch fitted and dude read the blogin and thought yall were coming. Pussies…
August 11th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Illinois represent. Dark Carnival runnin’ through our veins.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:43 am
is there juggoporn? it’s the next logical step.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Kev: Does Juggalo porn exist and ow can we see some?
August 11th, 2009 at 9:53 am
I just lost my shit laughing.
August 11th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
LuLz @ 1:50 “‘cuse me hoe”
August 11th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
i didn’t see one true juggalo… no braids in the nut hair. Fucking squares.
August 11th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Juggaloporn exists. A friend who writes for some erotic sites and I were discussing it awhile back. He said there were even gay juggaloporn sites around the time ICP blew up. They are long gone though.
August 11th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
best Bloglin post. EVER.
August 11th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
A dollar for some bomb ass titties? Jugallos know what’s up in this recession
August 11th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
ha this made my week
August 11th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I’m sure there is jugga-porn, but I’ll be damned if I want to see it. There was supposed to be a “Juggalettes gone wicked” dvd gimmick back a few years ago, but that didn’t go down. I know the group Wolfpac has like 3 volumes of porn which would be comprable I’m sure. Anyway, the gathering was good times besides all the retards there. Onyx def stole the show in the middle of the night. woop woop buffffaalooooos…
August 11th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Here you go gentlemen, an afternoon delight. (obviously, NSFW)
August 11th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Yuck. So much better in theory.
August 11th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
I thought very seriously about going to this when I first heard about it but then realized I’d probably get in a fight before I even left the parking lot.
Bigup to Scrooge McFuck for putting juggalo porn in my internet arsenal.
August 11th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Werner Herzog needs to hit up this subculture.
August 11th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
p.s thanks for the juggalo porn.
August 12th, 2009 at 1:40 am
juggalos should paint their vags and dicks with silly make up
August 12th, 2009 at 7:16 am
This just changed my life.
August 14th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
thats it…I have to party at Lollapalooza next year…i keep missing it every year and they are so many good bands playing…1 day left until Fuse’s special tomorrow night at 9. There r so many performances I cant wait to see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3QFkEDGdM
February 8th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
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