God’s Angels Are Powerless Against Dennis Quaid
Here’s the (five minute!) red band trailer for Legion, a movie I haven’t heard anything about until ten minutes ago. The gist is that God has lost faith in mankind and sends his angels down to get the apocalyspe poppin’ – wrathful, Old Testament style. God also wants to kill a waitress’s baby, for some reason, so the angels convene on a small diner where she slings coffee to possessed grandmothers. The Archangel Michael decides to pull a Lucifer by going against God’s will, cutting off his wings, and battling alongside the humans. Bad. Ass. They had me at “You’re all gonna fucking burn.”
August 13th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
I’ve been waiting for a movie like this!
August 13th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
For some reason this reminds me of a cheesier version of Garth Ennis’s Preacher.
August 13th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Does God speak with a British accent too?
August 13th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Wow.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:20 am
This looks like a bastard mix of Garth Ennis’ Preacher, Mike Carey’s Lucifer, Terminator and anyone remember the movie Warlock?
This is opening in January which doesn’t bode well.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:48 am
I used to watch Warlock II: The Armageddon all the time as a kid, my dad must’ve had it taped off HBO or something. I’ve never seen Warlock though.
August 14th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
shoulda called it The Bible 2.
August 14th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
dennis quaid needs to man up
August 15th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Wow. I can’t even begin.
That dark haired angel is a dead ringer for Eddy Merckx.
August 17th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
the opening w/ the wall crawling Grandma demon was funny as hell