God’s Angels Are Powerless Against Dennis Quaid
Here’s the (five minute!) red band trailer for Legion, a movie I haven’t heard anything about until ten minutes ago. The gist is that God has lost faith in mankind and sends his angels down to get the apocalyspe poppin’ – wrathful, Old Testament style. God also wants to kill a waitress’s baby, for some reason, so the angels convene on a small diner where she slings coffee to possessed grandmothers. The Archangel Michael decides to pull a Lucifer by going against God’s will, cutting off his wings, and battling alongside the humans. Bad. Ass. They had me at “You’re all gonna fucking burn.”
- Oh Mars
August 13th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
I’ve been waiting for a movie like this!
August 13th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
For some reason this reminds me of a cheesier version of Garth Ennis’s Preacher.
August 13th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Does God speak with a British accent too?
August 13th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Wow.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:20 am
This looks like a bastard mix of Garth Ennis’ Preacher, Mike Carey’s Lucifer, Terminator and anyone remember the movie Warlock?
This is opening in January which doesn’t bode well.
August 14th, 2009 at 11:48 am
I used to watch Warlock II: The Armageddon all the time as a kid, my dad must’ve had it taped off HBO or something. I’ve never seen Warlock though.
August 14th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
shoulda called it The Bible 2.
August 14th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
dennis quaid needs to man up
August 15th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Wow. I can’t even begin.
That dark haired angel is a dead ringer for Eddy Merckx.
August 17th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
the opening w/ the wall crawling Grandma demon was funny as hell