The T-shirt no one was asking for, of the show no one watches… (I’m just kidding!) Now you, too, can look like our resident host of The Creepy Touch & hipster degenerate illustrator, The Toilet Cobra!
Now for a mere $28, you can truly prove how punk you are by saying “FUCK YOU!” to traditional punk morals and buying a one color t-shirt that cost us like, I don’t know… ¢65 to make? You can even pretend that The Creepy Touch is a super obscure noise band from Savannah (or someplace) and earn cool points with your pals who have never heard of the show or capitalist fat cats like us over at Мишка! Plus the tee is printed in super limited quantities of like 372,ooo units! Whoa!!!
YOU GONNA GET TOUCHED! So why not let the Toilet Cobra be the one doing the touching?- My Pal the Crook