Hey Hipster… We Got Your Creepy Touch T-Shirts!
The T-shirt no one was asking for, of the show no one watches… (I’m just kidding!) Now you, too, can look like our resident host of The Creepy Touch & hipster degenerate illustrator, The Toilet Cobra!
Now for a mere $28, you can truly prove how punk you are by saying “FUCK YOU!” to traditional punk morals and buying a one color t-shirt that cost us like, I don’t know… ¢65 to make? You can even pretend that The Creepy Touch is a super obscure noise band from Savannah (or someplace) and earn cool points with your pals who have never heard of the show or capitalist fat cats like us over at Мишка! Plus the tee is printed in super limited quantities of like 372,ooo units! Whoa!!!
YOU GONNA GET TOUCHED! So why not let the Toilet Cobra be the one doing the touching?
September 9th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Hey, this has nothing to do with this t-shirt. It looks good though … The head and face hair really make this workout nice. Wish I could afford to get one yah know?
Anyway, I think you guys should have a page devoted to all your random header images. I come on here and love looking at dem bitches. Please set this up. Thanks.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Did Toilet Cobra sketch himself as a Mishka bear mop? I love the luxurious hairdo he gave himself.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I grabbed mine in XL when I was hand folding them. I use it as my nightgown when i have company. Thanks!
September 9th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Hipsters are declaring war son, shit where my timbs at son im about to go out and start stomping them lol j/p
September 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
718nigga, I’ll put my Docs and grab some rolls of quarters and meet you in two hours.
September 9th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
beaaarrr
September 9th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Holy shit hipster did collabo with cobras from toilet oh snap oh well im a get my brooklyn dudes with timbs and champion hoodies lol Let the battle happen :] lol
September 9th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Battle? No, we’re gonna stomp hipsters together. I just pounded some nails through a baseball bat so I’m ready.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
@718nigga and TC: You girls should fight each other, I’ll videotape it! The Yoo Hoo Sweatshirt Crew can watch and help clean up after.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Dude, it’s time to embrace your hipsterhood. History has already branded you as such and filed you away under ‘Hipster’ in the great Google megaconsciousness. Own it and love it and make it work for you. Punk is dead. Punk means you are pushing 50 and don’t have health care and are still trying to impress teenagers with stories about the time G.G. Allin slept over at your L.E.S. punk pad (back when it was a scary place!) and all that was left in the morning was a turd in the kitchen sink. Punk is sad.
September 10th, 2009 at 6:40 am
Ok so toilet cobra your on my side? Ok im almost ready let me just put my special killer Timbs on and we’re going to ride on my yellow Stomper Road Roller down the williamsburg.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am
I want one of these shirts. Wish it came with a spiked bat.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
hahahhahah well played
September 13th, 2009 at 4:50 am
i just got the shirt to fuckin just wear it and get people to think “what the fuck is the creepy touch.” And it matched some red and black shoes I got. AND WHAT!
September 18th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Ugh, I just drank a coffee and I’m kind of bugging out, manno. I want one in XL but I’m too bugged to look for a buy icon and my sudden impulse to buy is being pushed out by crazy thoughts! of craziness!
FUCK!