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Why Can’t Juggalos & Maggots Get Along?

I know we like to act like we’re obsessed with Juggalo culture but sadly we’re just Juggaposeurs. It completely slipped by our radar that Slipknot has their own legion of followers known as Maggots who are currently feuding with the Juggalos. The BFFs in the video above, a Maggot (Slipknot Post) & a Juggalo (Juggaloninja 117) dare to ask the question “why?” Are Maggots and Juggalos all that different? Both Slipknot and ICP are wicked dope, neither is gay so why can’t both groups just get along?

I however have a few of my own questions for Maggots since I’m not as familiar with Maggot culture as I am with Juggalos.

1) As a Maggot do you have to wear some sort of mask on your face at all times?

2) What the hell is the Clown Hate sign?

3) Is there a Maggot equivalent of a necksnappa? And if so, could someone direct me to a picture of one?

4) Do Maggots have the sort of YouTube presence as Juggalos?

5) Is there a gathering of the Maggots?

I also found a nice video from Juggaloscrub 315 on his thoughts about the whole Juggalo vs. Maggot beef between sips of Faygo and burps. Juggaloscrub tells both sides to leave the beef between ICP and Slipknot and not have it spread between Juggalos and Maggots.

Wise words my friend. This could very well escalate into a whole Biggie vs Tupac beef and we all know how that one ended. I’d be crushed if the world lost Violent J.

Truthfully not to incite our Maggot fanbase, but I think ICP go way harder. Slipknot kinda sounds like the Deftones with masks.

Thanks to Videogum for unearthing this!

- My Pal the Crook

13 Responses to “Why Can’t Juggalos & Maggots Get Along?”

  1. Aaron Says:

    This is like losers getting in a fight with a different group of losers. Regardless of who wins the fight, everybody’s still a loser.

  2. Twerps! Says:

    That guy is doing way to much speculating!

  3. phonebooth Says:

    Could a coming war between the Juggalos and Maggots be the whole reason Rufus must travel back in time to save Bill and Ted so they can become Wyld Stallyns and bring peace to the world with one music?!

  4. dk Says:

    We should figure out a way to make this fight grow, Burger King in the midwest will go out of business

  5. slo Says:

    these people are Scientists, critical breakdown of a very “grave” situation..lol

  6. Sealed In Skin Says:

    the thing that cracks me up the most is the pile of dirty pans in front of the camera, there all tryin’ to act hard with their hatchets and face masks, and then right after that you know one of em was like, “ok my mom’s gonna beat my ass if I don’t do the dishes”.

  7. j.d. Says:

    that was hard to watch ; )

  8. bunnyboy Says:

    Most puzzling thing I saw recently on the state of youth culture was a feature about the kids in Chile that call themselves “Pokemones”. They look emo, listen to Reggaeton and get beat up by self-declared “racist white-power homophobic” skinheads who on the other hand have no problems to admitting that they’re best friends actually are transsexuals in drag. So I guess “Slipknot” is right about that – “it don’t make sense anymore, man…”

  9. Mishka Bloglin » Blog Archive » Juggalipsters/Hipsterlos… Hipster and Juggalo Worlds Hopefully to Collide Soon? Says:

    [...] crossed). Hipsters are thirsty for some Faygo!! I just hope it doesn’t all lead to a whole Juggalo vs. Maggot type feud… Juggalos and Hipsters must unite. One love woot woot! SHARETHIS.addEntry({ [...]

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  13. chance Says:

    well there fighting becuase jugalos run around like there gangsters or some shit, maggots dont do the gathering of the maggots shit becuase they usualy walk alone, they represent there selfs not a family, and they dont need a group of other maggots to protect them like juggalos becuase there not afraid of fighting for them selfs, all caused by the satanic hatefull influence that slipknot has on there lifes, trust me i know i have alot of slipknot influence

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