My dreams of going there, living for a short while, and then dying peacefully and alone are one step closer to reality.

Contrary to previous speculation/wisdom, there is water in Lunar soil.

Depending on who you ask, Herr Moon is either a grin that was slapped off our face millions of years ago, or it’s a compressed lump of particles that just couldn’t quite gel with the greater earthmosphere back swillions of years after the big bang, but pillions of years before now. Either way, suffice to say that it’s made out of more or less the same shit we are, so is this really a giant surprise?

A moon rock is right up there on my want list with a T-Rex skull, but I guess I’d settle for a bottle of moon water, too. The bottle itself would have to be cratered or have a footprint on it or something—maybe even split sunlight into a rainbow—and I’m guessing it would be called something lame like Moonaya. Maybe Lunafina.

- Hateball