Gash On Your Neck!
Recently I came across a website called Etsy where hobbyist loft owners can come together to sell and exhibit their alt-arts and crafts. Maybe you’re looking to buy your yuppster urban dwelling stepsister a new coat for her new French Bulldog, Etsy’s got you. Maybe you’ve decided that the cherry blossom decals on your wall are way too 2004 and you’re looking for something more 2010…BAM! Etsy hooks it the fuck up. Urban Outfitters? Pffff, I buy only local and organically grown wall decals with Etsy’s Shop Local search feature.
So anyhow, just when I thought Etsy couldn’t get any better I found this:
Celebrate your own beauty.
After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
For those who are not afraid to show off their Vagina and want a perfect portrait of their Vagina, send 2-3 pictures along with the description.
If you have any questions convo me. <3
~Vulva
What a great gift! What woman wouldn’t want this? Thank you Etsy <3 ~ Dr. No
October 14th, 2009 at 4:35 am
oh hell nah
October 14th, 2009 at 7:41 am
that’s a lol right there
October 14th, 2009 at 9:46 am
LMFAO, ick. those are SUPER big . . O_O
October 14th, 2009 at 10:01 am
http://www.regretsy.com
October 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Wonder if she’ll do a custom belt buckle.
October 14th, 2009 at 11:16 am
etsy is the go-to source for vaginal art, for whatever reason.
October 14th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Whoa aziz that site is amazing. Dead Things category FTW:
http://www.regretsy.com/category/dead-things/
Fish in a Squirrel suit.
October 14th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I would get one made in the likeness of my girls vagina & then be all “das mah pusseh” but that would imply that I had a girlfriend
October 14th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Anybody up to putting one of these on a New Era?
October 14th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
They should be made into a gummy candy!!
October 14th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
So glad that all the girls I dated had vadges like anime girls. Clean and uncomplicated.
October 14th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
There’s a link back to a thread on the Etsy forums where they discuss the Regretsy blog. The best part is where they surmise that if you have a problem with female shaped body part objects, you must lack vaginal confidence. So there!
October 15th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
i agree with the gummy candy statement.