Recently I came across a website called Etsy where hobbyist loft owners can come together to sell and exhibit their alt-arts and crafts. Maybe you’re looking to buy your yuppster urban dwelling stepsister a new coat for her new French Bulldog, Etsy’s got you. Maybe you’ve decided that the cherry blossom decals on your wall are way too 2004 and you’re looking for something more 2010…BAM! Etsy hooks it the fuck up. Urban Outfitters? Pffff, I buy only local and organically grown wall decals with Etsy’s Shop Local search feature.
So anyhow, just when I thought Etsy couldn’t get any better I found this:
Celebrate your own beauty.
After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
For those who are not afraid to show off their Vagina and want a perfect portrait of their Vagina, send 2-3 pictures along with the description.
If you have any questions convo me. <3
What a great gift! What woman wouldn’t want this? Thank you Etsy <3 ~ Dr. No- Dr. No