Epic Drunx Failz
My girlfriend just showed me this and I don’t think it’s really gone that viral… and even if it has it’s retardedly funny. This guy is so blitzed beyond belief and trying to pick up one last six pack at a convenience store.
You need to really watch the time stamp at various points to truly appreciate how drunk he really is because the video is sped up and placed to The Trashmen’s “Surfin’ Bird” making it that much funnier.
You can also enjoy the regular speed version of it to “Buy U a Drank”, “Blame It On the Alcohol” & “Stronger”… not really as funny IMO.
- My Pal the Crook
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:50 am
Man…I’ve never been so frucked up that my spine has given up on me. This guy is a pioneer.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am
The regular-speed one is nuts. I feel like I’m watching some kind of alien who took over this guy’s body and he’s just learning how to use it.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
bonus points for it being light outside
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Looks to me like he might have cracked into the ether as well.
*also the Trashmen’s song is called “Surfin Bird” ;)
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
my bad, fixed!
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Also looks like he is chasing some type of guiding light from above.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
hasn’t gone that viral? they were playing it on msnbc the other day!
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:05 pm
also, there’s no way this guy is JUST drunk. gotta be up on something else, dude’s like a turtle on his back
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Aziz: Set to Surfin’ Bird? It isn’t that funny to sit through without it being sped up and placed to the song.
P.S. who watches MSNBC these days anyway?
P.P.S. I’m also not above being prolly’d
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Prolly’d
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I saw it set to “should have taken acid with you” by Neon Indian last week!
And seriously, he can’t just be drunk. he’s gotta be on K (do people still do that?) or DMT or something. He was probably hoping that 12 pack would smooth things out a bit.
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Saw this the other day – it’s really incredible. Major lols. But when you see it in regular speed there’s just no way he’s just drunk – I agree, it’s gotta be K or even a ton of cough syrup. Dude’s having some serious problems interacting with the physical world.
Then again, if it is just alcohol I hand it to him for even making it to the store in the first place. Actually, either way I hand it to him for making it to the store. The man is a champ. We all laugh at how worthless he is there on the ground, but the reality is that he’s doing a pretty good job under some seriously terrible circumstances. I mean damn, he’s not dead or throwing up on himself – not bad!