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Now I’m FORCEd to Get an iPhone

You’re eyes don’t deceive you, mon amis. There is an app on the horizon in which you partake in the attack on the first Death Star. Technology can just end here.

This reminds me of the Yavin level on the classic Star Wars Arcade Game, which me and Caffeine Powered just tore up in the lobby of a movie theater a few days ago. I still know the Hoth level by heart!

- Oh Mars

9 Responses to “Now I’m FORCEd to Get an iPhone”

  1. jstack Says:

    BADASS.

  2. oli Says:

    You have GOT to play Lucasarts Star Wars: Rebel Assault 1 and 2 for the pc!

  3. Oh Mars Says:

    Hell yeah. i was playing RA I when I was 12!

  4. Metatron Says:

    hasn’t every star wars game had a trench run level?

  5. Oh Mars Says:

    Yeah but now you can trench run on the toilet.

  6. sidedraft Says:

    Hell yeah! Rebel assault was the most frustrating/addicting game for pc and had a level exactly like that towards the end.

  7. kingsnake Says:

    so you pay for the app, blow up the death star…then what? seems like a bit of a limited play.

  8. Mike Jones Says:

    Kingsnake: And then you replay it over & over & over & over again because the trench run never gets old. It’s like trying to beat your high score/run time on a Mario Kart race.

    Oh Mars: That Star Wars Arcade game was sooooo good. I must’ve played that game for hours when I worked at an arcade during college. It would always fuck me up though when they invert the controls for the saber battles with Boba Fett & Vader. Does anyone know where I can find that game in NYC?

  9. Oh Mars Says:

    I would always get to Vader and fuck it up! Fett was pretty easy though. The trench run is so epic on the arcade game. I always tilt my body as the x-wing maneuvers. DESTROY ALL TIE FIGHTERS!!!

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