In Case You’ve Ever Wanted a BJ From a Vampire
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That thing up there is called the Succu Dry and no sir, I don’t like it. It has teeth and fangs, which I don’t want my Mars Explorer going anywhere near. I’m not trying to be a snob, I’ve bought a masturbatory-aid before (it was while I had a girlfriend, go figure), but…this has fangs. How any grown man could put his dick in this without laughing uncontrollably is beyond me. (via Gizmodo)
- Oh Mars
October 26th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Fucking fantastic.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
But they are soft, fleshy teeth…
I’d hit it one time…
October 26th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
As if getting caught with a fleshlight wasn’t embarrassing enough. Now you’re the dude with the fleshlight and a bunch of Twilight posters in your room.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
fucking creepy…..