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Archive for October, 2009

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Zero Cho Aniki, The “Manliest” Game Every Made

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

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So I know what you have been thinking.  “Gee….I haven’t heard about anything totally fucked up coming out of Japan lately, they should get on that.”  Well your prayers have been answered!  See there is this video game series called Cho Aniki, and it has been around for years.   To my knowledge none of the games in the series have been released stateside… ‘TIL NOW!    The news hit that the PSP game Zero Cho Aniki would for some reason be making it overseas.  Now it actually makes sense for these games NOT to be released because they are just too fucking crazy (see similar game, Muscle March, for reference).

Zero Cho Aniki is a 2D, sidescrolling, spaceshooter…basic stuff.  BUT the premise revolves around the evil Emperor Balzac II stealing up all the “man-protein”…which is of course the source of power in the universe (like the spice in Dune)…and only the heroes Idaten and Benten can stop him.  Along the way you will have to use your “Muscle power” to get you through all five “man-mazing levels of love”.   Honestly…here are the key features straight from the press release: MUSCLE REIGNS SUPREME, MEN’S BEEEEEEEAM!, IT’S RAINING MEN!, CHOOSE WISELY.  This game is really hard to explain so below is the trailer.  Oh and after the trailer (and break) I have the full press release, which I truly believe is the greatest press release ever written.

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Saturday Matinee: They Live!

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

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Jews and The Universal Movie Monsters

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

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Taking a closer look at the Universal Movie Monster Movies, there are parallels which make me believe that, at a certain dimension, they play out as metaphor of the Jewish struggle in America. It’s no secret that a coterie of savvy Jews played a paramount role in creating Hollywood, so it only makes sense that certain themes would manifest themselves from their collective unconsciousness. Their insecurities, desire to assimilate into society, hopes, dreams, fears, paranoia, etc. I’m not accusing Carl Laemmle Jr. (head of production for Universal during the time) of propaganda. This is more of a discourse into the psychology of the creators. What attraction did these characters have to them in the first place? Why did the movies deviate from the original source material so much? Is it more than pure spectacle? Or some latent issues manifesting into reality unbeknownst to the filmmakers themselves?

I’ve been reading David Mamet’s fearless novel, The Wicked Son, a non-fiction wake up call to the self-loathing, disenfranchised, apostate Jews of the world and can’t help but to see similarities in the celluloid versions of these Gothic archetypes. What was bubbling in my fellow Hebrews’ creative juices? Were the Universal Monsters an unintentional reflection of how these Jews saw themselves in the world?

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DRACULA:
An Eastern European Immigrant who sucks the blood of his victims. The only way he can win the hearts of women is through Black Magic, and is repelled by the sight of the Holy Cross.

Was this a satire on the rancorous mantra that all Jews are bloodsuckers? Additionally, the employment of magic or intellect as the only way in which these creatures have power over women is suspicious when correlated with the poor self image stereotype of Jews.

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THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA:
An insanely talented, yet grotesquely unattractive basement dweller (with a gross nose) pulls the creative strings of an opera house…again, only able to win the heart of a woman through Black Magic.

Tell me that Lon Chaney’s make-up doesn’t resemble an old anti-semetic cartoon of the Googly Eyed Jew! Was this the self image which the creators saw themselves as? Or how they believed SOCIETY saw them as? Also, the Phantom’s role as the tenebrous showbiz overlord has definite similarities with the adage of Jews running Hollywood.

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THE WOLFMAN:
An American returns to his European roots only to find himself transforming into a monster during the Sabbath.
It’s interesting to note that Judaism began as a religion based around Moon worship. When does Lon Chaney turn into a hirsute beast???

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FRANKENSTEIN
An intolerant mob seeks to destroy the mysterious creature who now lives among them.
This theme could be illuminated as the neurosis of assimilation into xenophobic, American society.

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Were these allegories embedded with the pressures and difficulty of assimilation? An unconscious catharsis or even emotional cry? Perhaps being Jewish has made me more perceptive to these sort of thematics. All I’ve really done here is raise more questions. I can’t conclude anything here, only propose. BUT, what I am certain of is the absence of the Christian struggle in these archetypes. It’s widely understood that the Sci-Fi and Horror genres serve as social commentary, symbolically expressing the fears and concerns of the zeitgeist through metaphor. Keeping that in mind, is there something deeper going on with these universal ghouls and goblins?

**Note: When I first proposed this post to My Pal The Crook, he informed me about the Ian F. Svenonius book Psychic Soviet and a similar passage regarding Stoker’s Dracula. I’ll be checking that out in the very near future**

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Sporting Observations: Phanatics

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Minor league. Real Phillies fans know you gotta flip the car.

I want the Yankees to close out the Angels Saturday night so the 2009 World Series will be worth something. The seething animosity between Philadelphia and New York needs a championship stage to get properly aired out.

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Ellen Stagg Opening x Calendar Release Party!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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Yup! Last night at 350 Broadway we had our third and most exciting art opening night to date. If you missed it, you missed out. The turn out was awesome for the Ellen Stagg photography exhibition and Mishka 2010 calendar release party!

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Our good friends over at Extra Butter and amazing artist Lamour Supreme stopped by to show some love and support for the night at hand.

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Justine Joli giving an ear to friends and fans before signing a few calendars.

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Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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Mrs. Hateball sent me this nifty report about how Moscow’s mayor is spending upwards of 6 million monetary units on sending fighter pilots into snow clouds and shooting shit at them to break them up. This is a man who is truly the master of his domain. And no, this is not an article from The Onion.

Mayor Yuri Luzhkov’s office will marshal the Russian air force and air defense systems to intercept advancing storm fronts and hit them with dry ice and silver iodine particles, city officials reportedly said this week.

As interesting as the article is in it’s own right (and I might be playing fast and loose with the word ‘interesting’ for those of you who would prefer seeing candids of models) I started to think about the implications of waging a war on weather. It’s sort of–but not exactly–like waging a war on terror. Or waging a war on nighttime. Or waging a war on water. Which would of course be different than waging a naval war.

I didn’t have a photo to go with the post, though, and thus, I wondered what propaganda in the war on weather would look like. So I googled some images that I have no right to use and fucked around with them. My initial tagline was very Dragonian: “Look to skies! Crush all Snow!”. What was kicked back by the translator was the way better “Address to heavens! Break all snow!”

And now you know.

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My Robot Is Sick

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

*Bonus* Sick Cheerleader

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2010 Calendar Release Party Re-Cap Mayhem!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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With CMJ in full-effect, our shop was still  jam-packed last night to celebrate the release of our 2010 calendar by Ellen Stagg. Nicky Digital was there for the whole event to document the festivities and debauchery. There are two of the ladies of the hour, Ellen & Justine Joli.

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Here’s our office manager Zach with Jahjah of Ninjasonik. I think Zach’s upset cause Jahjah told him Anticon sucked, or something like that.

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Here’s Nicole, the 2009 calendar’s Ms. October signing her 2010 image from the calendar. Which month is she in 2010? Buy a calendar and find out for yourself!

Check out Nicky’s entire gallery from the night (Click Here)

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But Nicky wasn’t the only scene photographer there, as Driven by Boredom’s Igor was out in full force at the event as well! Here’s a shot of the gallery wall with all of Ellen’s stunning work.

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Here is Ellen (who may or may not be raising the roof?) and the girls signing some calendars.

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Jessie Lee sign an adoring fans fore-arm… I think we all know what that arm was doing later.

Check out Driven by Boredom’s entire gallery from the night (Click Here)

I’m fairly certain these will not be the last of the party recap pics and we’ll have our own set going up later today as well as the recap I’m sure you’re all waiting for from everyone’s favorite (and loveable) hipster dirtbag, The Toilet Cobra!

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Review: Factums – Flowers

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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FactumsFlowers (2009) [Sacred Bones] // Grade: B

Just about the highest compliment I can pay Factums—especially Flowers, but their earlier releases too—is to say that they scare the hell out of me exactly the way This Heat does: by being not just spooky, but downright disturbing. I mean, it’s one thing to listen to something like Zola Jesus and think a matter-of-fact “this sounds creepy”—it’s entirely another to actually be creeped out. But every avant-goth sound collage on Flowers is such a total night terror, it’s difficult not to immediately turn on the lights and check under the bed. The haunted noises, crush and clang of metal and ominous radio static that permeate the Factums universe feel a lot like Silent Hill in that way. Just, you know, darker.

Of course, it’s not all sound collage. Flowers does have actual songs—lots of them, and good ones. Some, in fact, more structured than anything Factums has done before. The instantly catchy “See Inside” channels a sort of psychobilly guitar melody but weirds it out with effected, wailing vocals. And the horror-punk “Rubber Rising” suggests nothing but Cabaret Voltaire, or even Throbbing Gristle—way disturbed but somehow strangely danceable. Mix these, and other great tracks like “When” and “Secret Police”,  with the nightmarish interludes and you’ve got a bizarre back and forth that few bands pull off without sounding self-consciously weird. Kill Me Tomorrow did it well with The Garbageman and The Prostitute, and Factums totally kill it with Flowers. Just don’t listen to it alone in your house with all the lights out. Unless, you know, you’re not a total baby like I am.

Buy it at Insound!

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T&B CMJ Tonight! Supra1 + 77Klash!

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

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Round 2 of CMJ’ing for us. Hometown crew Trouble & Bass are at it again! For the first time in the USA from Krakow Poland, Supra1 & local badman 77Klash are gonna destroy Cameo (ex-Anytime) tonight!

Check out some hits and make sure you stretch properly…

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