If you find the insight and humor lacking in this week’s round-up, it’s because I’m dreadfully hungover from Halloween. After drinking Saul Tigh style, it’s hard to bring the funny the morning after. But in case you were too busy having sex with a latex vampire’s mouth, here are some highlights of the past week…

• Keep Watch Volume XIII is out and features the stylings of DJ Klever from Atlanta, GA. If you’ve missed any, check out the previous Keep Watch mixes here.

• The 2010 Мишка Calendar is now available online! Although she didn’t make the cut this year, Stagg was generous enough to post an outtake of the gorgeous Ariel, my favorite model from the 2009 calendar.

• The boys from Italian bike company Dodici spread the D.A.R.T love internationally.

• Before his Мишка days, Twerps! started an eBay phenomenon known as “Haunted Harold.” He tells the story behind Harold, and it’s a pretty good yarn.

• Old Man Winter is poking his frosty dick-nose through the door, and with that comes the Мишка 09 Holiday Collection! Until its release, Crook will be dropping some previews to whet your whistle, and up first is a peek at the Denim and Pants Collection.

• Hateball does not approve of the Microsoft/Burger King 7 Layers of Hell. I’m still thinking about it.

• The My Pet Monster Cuddling Simon Tattoo is all done and kicks ass (as expected).

• I bet you’ve always wanted a fitted with a clear brim…

• It may or may not help to bring one of your Jewish friends to the new Coen Bros. movie, A Serious Man.

• Check out the video and recap of the Lamour Supreme show at Super7.

• Only a few albums this week scored B+ or above, and they are: No Ceilings from Lil Wayne, Atonement Ritual from Embrace of Thorns, and Gay Singles from Hunx & His Punx.

Thanks again for reading and we hope you all had a great Halloween! I know I did (I think)!