Becca, I wish you were never born. You ruin everything. You and your stupid friend Chelsea. Hank thinks it’s a great idea to relocate the clan back to NYC with her, but…Becca. It is bizarre how unconcerned she seems to be with Hank fucking every vagaina he can, but when Becca has a little of the Koon’s wine, she sasses them for bad parenting. If they were to move to NYC, does that mean they would have to change the name of the show? Sounds expensive. Regardless, I’m glad Karen’s back.

Marcie finally gets to bang Rick Springfield (writing sentences like “gets to bang Rick Springfield” is just another reason I love writing for the Bloglin). That hose-beast Sue Colini cools Hank’s jets and once again makes me sick to my stomach.

- Oh Mars