I don’t know why I want a Lamborghini so bad. I’m not really sure that I really do. Perhaps it’s due to propaganda from Trapper Keeper. Though the Countach will always be in my heart, the brand new Reventón is one of the sickest cars I’ve ever seen…

Let’s just get the numbers out of the way right now, shall we? That’s all anyone really cares about when talking about an Italian V-12 supercar. The 6.5 liter, 12-cylinder mill puts out 662 horsepower. The car does 0 to 62 mph in 3.4 seconds. It tops out at 205 mph. But the most important number is 20. As in that’s precisely how many Lamborghini will build. – via Wired

Crook already made the Batmobile comparison, so you’re gonna have to do better!

Oh yeah, and it’s $1.6 Millie. But that comes fully equipped with free vagina for the rest of your life…

- Cornbluth