Fruck Twitter!
As we all know I am a giant cheerleader for Twitter. However, today I have a sad story to share.
So it’s been a whole month since I’ve been able to actually log into my Twitter account. I went from having 3 people logged into my account tweeting for me while I was in jail – to coming home and not being able to log into my own account. I immediately emailed Twitter, which yielded nothing but mass responses that boasted “SUPPORT” yet they didn’t help one bit.
After a couple of days of not being able to log in because of password issues, I realized that I could tweet from MySpace. Tweeting from MySpace is annoying as FRUCK!!! Using MySpace makes me feel like a rapper/pedophile since MySpace is pretty much teen occupied and “Next Best Rapper!” strewn. Still synced with Twitter, MySpace was the only platform I was able to update with until Twitter suspended my account due to “suspicious activity.” The suspicious activity they speak of was actually just me trying to reach out to the employees at Twitter via Twitter. Who wouldn’t get tired of logging into MySpace just to tweet? Or going to www.search.twitter.com just to see @replies? I know I did. I doubt that anyone besides myself would have gone through all that trouble just to update some anti-social yet social at the same time internet service in the first place (Ease DaTwitterholic).
As I am having this written by Roger DaIntern, I have yet to get a response from Twitter. Not tweeting has slowed down my thinking process, and now I have to resort to prehistoric forms of communication. But despite it all I am still Ease DaMan, just minus a working Twitter account.
Please keep my account in your prayers.
Love,
Ease DaMan
November 18th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
nice dead twitterbird image guys.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Im surprised your account wasnt banned earlier than this.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Damn Ease you were running the twitter, Your like a Twitter Legend right now, so i guess this @EaseDaMan is just became a classic?
November 18th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
I am suprised that all variations of EASE, DA, and MAN are not banned.
November 19th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Jesus, that’s some dedication. I can barely understand how to use Twitter without logging into MySpace, the abandoned scrap yard of the internet, to actually do anything. And this is how they repay you. Sure is nice to abandon your friends once you make it to the top, you selfish fucking bird.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:49 am
your tweeting is the only reason i signed up to begin with.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Ease, just use the blog as your twitter, Crook and Twerps will be stoked!
November 19th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Speak for yourself. For every good post Ease makes he’ll make another about how he has no clue who Public Enemy is.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
i can see the bloglin now completely full 12 pages back of Ease tweets and that’s just in one night
November 19th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
You didn’t get my sarcasm – I guess it doesn’t have the same delivery across the internet. If Ease posted on here as much as he did twitter, I’m sure the whole Mishka site would seize up like his twitter did – spellcheck has it’s limits.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Ease actually isn’t that bad of a speller, nor is his grammar really all that bad (better than some with a Bloglin usernames believe it or not). Not sure if that always came across in 140 characters though.