Zombie Apocalypse | Doin It Rite???
Found some dude’s post about “crucial zombie apocalypse items” here and it made me think – really that’s it? Here’s the dudes list -
- Shotgun - safe
- Monster truck – what’s up Jeff Foxworthy.
- Chainsaw – literally predictable.
- Goggles – maybe for the pussy apocalypse.
- 3M respirator – respirators are pretty macho.
- First aid kit – bawwwww.
- Samurai sword – OK, I can respect that.
- Military rations - um, wouldn’t you need the internet to find these?
- Red Bull - I don’t know, I think you could just find this, really.
- CB Radio – if I’m being attacked by zombies, do I really need to know where to get a gay truck stop beej?
Fairly sensible allotment, but I think it very obviously lacks flair and is pretty “gay.” Here’s mine, and post yours too.
- Battle axe – the one thing he got right was the samurai sword, but even that could get kicked up a notch.
- Drum ‘n bass (or reggae) soundsystem – gotta have some tunes, bro.
- Talent – I’m talking about three or four road dog ass prostitutes, homie. And they double as back up.
- Awesome wolf I raised from a cub to kill zombies – yeps.
- A hype man – just someone who could get the crowd hype while I kill zombies.
- Star Crunch – like a milli of ‘em.
- Two uzis with two Dunhill duffel bags full of clips – that’s kind of baller, right?
- RV decked out in Ralph Lauren Home – need a place to sleep.
- Assortment of prescription pain killers – just in case I shoot my foot or whatever.
- Cyber arm – maybe that’s a stretch, but whatever bro!
How about you?
- A Silent Flute
November 18th, 2009 at 9:40 am
police riot suit — dem used it in walking dead & only retails for $500 /biteproof
leather gloves w metal plates in knuckles — we used to use them bouncing at the middle east club
beef jerky – jacklinks
extra lighters- i’m always searching for lighters somehow
hot sauce- makes errything taste better
Rose McGowan
all firearms should have silencers if possible
November 18th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I’d go more with Riot Gear (shield, helmet, padding). Problem with guns is that they run out of bullets, you have to reload. Problem with edged weapons is that there’s the possibility of them getting stuck. Give me a good old mace / something to do blunt trauma. Cave in a head and you can walk away. The one thing you’ll need on that monster truck (or any vehicle) would be a cattle catcher. plow over some zombies and on the ground it’s easier to take care of ‘em. I’d also have me some extra meat to throw as bait.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:09 am
A Gator with a Chain Leash – Yup and he is hungry. His name is Steve.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:19 am
A custom fitted suit covered in razor wire. I think they sell these at Hot Topic.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Yeah but he would be a zombie gator after the first one he eats.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:24 am
This is easy:
- Wrist mounted auto-reload crossbow (easy to go and pluck the ammo out of the dead’s heads when done)
- Silenced sniper rifle for long range (no laser scope, don’t need to be seen)
- Duel silenced hand guns for short range (with laser scope, they already see your ass)
- Hand weapon: Crowbar (multi-use, doubles as an actual crowbar, not just zombie smasher)
- Grappling hook with rope
- Hammock (to sleep high in trees if needed)
- Lots of thrash metal to psyche up for some killing
- Trained Falcon to get stuff for me from far away and also they look cool as shit
November 18th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
need Nothing… but more BRAINS!
December 11th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
all you really need is water food and a ak-47