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BRING THESE TO AMERICA: PIZZA CONES!!!

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Pictured above is probably one of the most exciting things I’ve seen in weeks. Take the functionality and simplicity of the design of an ice cream cone, and then throw the possibility of piping hot pizza thrown up in the mix. Voila! Sheer genius!

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Apparently these are only available in Korea from a pizza chain called Cone Pizza. America, please bring these here, and make ‘em cheap. All the dry-mouthed stoners, late night patrol cops, teenage shitheads, fatties (foodies) and anyone who appreciates a quick bite will forever embrace the arrival of these things!

PS- No dis to calzones and panzerottos

10 Responses to “BRING THESE TO AMERICA: PIZZA CONES!!!”

  1. Oh Mars Says:

    These look so good. It’s amazing how pizza innovations are still possible!!!

  2. Caps Says:

    Jesus this made me hungry. As a dry-mouther stoner and 28-year-old shithead, I want one now. Misleading title tho – should be pizza CONES. Pizza rolls are made by Totinos and are plentiful here in the United States. Find them in the freezer section of your local supermarket.

    On further invetigation, cones also seem to have a tenuous foothold here

  3. DJ Dookie Fist! Says:

    those things look born to burn the roof of my mouth

  4. dedleg Says:

    Yeah… I think you’d have some major trapped-heat issues here. Cold and congealed on top, scalding magma inside.

    Plus… I mean I don’t know about you guys, but with an average slice of NY pizza you can roll yourself up a pizza cone by yourself right now.

  5. Nico P Says:

    Also available in Brazil!

  6. Juan Chulo Says:

    theres a small supermarket in Astoria that got a sign for these things. on 32nd st and 36th ave

  7. My Pal the Crook Says:

    Then that is where we are headed!

  8. ben Says:

    This has me so hungry

  9. bronco Says:

    You American guys already go the greasiest fast food there is – enough, fatties!

  10. Zachg Says:

    IF you paid me a thousand dollars I’d put my dick in one of these (not when it’s piping hot), but I don’t think you could pay me enough to eat one.

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