I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!

Some of you on teh internetz may know a dude named Ryder Ripps. I know Ryder. My girlfriend introduced me to him and he’s an alright guy. Anyhow, Ryder has recently started a website that as he puts it is “Currently documenting a global phenomenon.” The website is Cornholio.biz and I suggest checking it out. Hopefully this isn’t just me and my timeless obsession with Beavis & Butthead that finds this site incredibly hilarious.
You can send in your own pix of cornholioing to r@internetarchaeology.org. Now go find some TP for your bunghole.






































































































