Bootleg Creepy Touch: A Timeless Journey With Toilet Cobra’s Daddy
The Creepy Touch crashed and burned pretty hard. We ran through a year’s budget in just one summer and the final episode ended with me getting beaten to death. The surviving participants no longer speak. Like a phoenix from the ashes or a kleenex from the trashes, I am reborn.
They say that you can never go home but “they” are super wrong since I did it and I didn’t even have to do it alone. My daddy and I went to my spiritual home, a comic book store in Stamford, Connecticut. A Timeless Journey. I used to have dreams that I would travel to this place on a flying kickboard and sometimes I would realize I wasn’t wearing pants.
When I was fourteen I made a stop here while I was on my first date, with the girl in tow, and I bought a Madman shirt. Later she let me kiss her anyway. I guess women make up their minds about whether or not you get to be on them way before it happens and even a trip to a comic store won’t deter them. I wonder where that girl is now?
My daddy, Glenn, and I decided to stop by and check out the store on Black Friday, see what it was like. Naturally, it was empty. We harrassed and harangued Paul, the owner, until the interview was done.
If you find yourself in Stamford stop by A Timeless Journey, home away from home.
December 4th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Oh nick, you look so fresh faced.
December 4th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
what the fuck is wrong with your dad. what a piece of shit. calm the fuck down loser. you are a nerd. go to therapy and take a sedative you fucking douche. you are a walking freakshow. you are being laughed at not with. you are a joke. you have no creative ability so shut your fucking mouth. you are an embarrassment to your parents. you are a loser.
p.s. you are a loser
December 4th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I finally get why this got cancelled.
December 4th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
this made me more uncomfortable than any other Creepy Touch. congrats, nick & glenn.
December 4th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
This is why I don’t hang out in Stamford or read comic books anymore.
December 5th, 2009 at 1:41 am
I watched it again now that the anger has subsided and I have decided that the video is more sad then anything. It would be interesting to have a mental helath profesional study the video and try and guess what mental disorder Glenn has.
December 6th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
“I’m not your father stop calling my daddy in bed” would have been a little more un easy/better? (maybe yes ?no? whatever)