It’s something I’ve always wanted to see happen to suave playboys: all of the women they’ve fucked/cheated on gather in one place to air their grievances or just make fun of how lousy he is in the sack. I was hoping they would do that in Indy 4 or one of the new James Bond movies – but I digress. Last night Hank, Karen, and Becca went to a luncheon thrown by Felicia, featuring everyone Hank has boned down with. I’m not sure exactly of Felicia’s motivation; was she being vindictive or genuinely trying to help Hank mature a bit?

Richard “Pee Pee Dance” Bates returned after jumping out a window in the first episode of the season, and flirted his mangina off with Karen. Turns out they had a fling back when Karen was a student of his at the tender age of 19. Him, Hank, and a Civil War-garbed Dean had it out on the lawn; rolling around like little kids in a schoolyard tiff. It wasn’t very funny.

Charlie and Marcy finally got an offer on their huge fucking house and they celebrate by screwing in the one one they haven’t christened yet: the bathroom. It ends with the sink being ripped out of the wall and Charlie throwing his back out. The girl is supposed to sit on the sink, dude! It’s the law! But Charlie’s injury seems to have lit the love in Marcy again. I used to pretend to have heart attacks so my girlfriend would pay attention to me. Seriously. She drove me to the ER once and I had an EKG and everything. The doctor told me it was probably indigestion.

- Oh Mars