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In This Clip Nicholas Cage Shows You How to Kick-Ass; Involves Bullets and Children

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The above picture is Nicholas Cage looking like a douchebag in a superhero costume. But that’s okay. Because unlike if he starred as Clark Kent in Superman, the dude is supposed to look absurd in his current role. Dudebro is starring as Big Daddy in the film version of Mark Millar’s Kick-Ass.

I love the shit out of the comic Kick-Ass, even if it’s just Millar riffing once again on the mundanity of suburban life, and how all of us geeks yearn for being able to fly around and shoot shit out of our asses, and eyes and cocks and stuff.  And in the forthcoming clip, we get to see how Big Daddy trains his daughter to be a superhero.

How?

He teaches her how to take a bullet, but shooting her in the chest. It’s as amazing and hilarious as it sounds. Cage’s typical ridiculousness that people beef on in his acting seems to be perfect for his role as an absurd, delusional father.

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