The holidays are here, ladies and germs, which means it’s time to get drunk and put on a dress stolen from under your neighbor’s tree! It’s also time to catch up on all the things you may have missed on the Bloglin this past week! Get in the spirit!

• Our look at the 100 greatest albums of 2009 has wrapped up and Fever Ray’s S/T took the top spot. Click the above link to check out the entire list! Best of lists for video games, movies, and more coming soon!

• Everything is bigger in Texas. That goes for sentences handed down to taggers as well. This poor bastard was given eight fucking years for $7,300 of damage. It’s a ridiculous sentence, sure, but the worst part is that the kid is 18, meaning he’s going to spend some seminal birthdays behind bars. Total bummer if I ever heard one!

• Miss Ellen Stagg shot a pictorial for the January issue of Penthouse, featuring Darenzia and Justine Joli.

• There are still some of the Major x Мишка crewneck sweatshirts available at the Major Online Shop. Go on and get yourself one, you should layer more in the winter.

• Choice Is Yours rolls on with Great Milenko vs. The Slim Shady LP. While Slim just doesn’t give a fuck, Milenko is a Necromaster, so he got my vote.

• They did it! A few days ago, Twerps! posted about the campaign going on the UK to get Rage Against the Machine’s classic “Killing in the Name” to the coveted Christmas #1 in the UK Singles Chart. Well, I just Googled RATM and it worked! Over 500,000 people downloaded the 17-year-old track this weekend! I double-taked when I looked up the album’s release date. I was 10 when that came out? Yeesh.

• The latest episode of Kill With Video is the most fully realized yet; mixing high drama, Shakespearean tragedy, animals rights, and Gucci Mane.

• No top rated reviews this week, so enjoy this index of printable pizza coupons instead.

- Oh Mars