Faxing take-out orders through a Computer in 1995!?!?!?!!?? WHAT!?!?!? I think Windows should resurrect the magic of Chandler, Rachel, The Chipster & Boris the window washer to do battle against the hipster voodoo of Justin Long.

Microsoft was truly the on-ramp to the information super highway and this ranks up there with any classic Friends episode you could throw at me.

Delivery Guy: Have you ever tried any right-clicking?
Matthew Perry: Well there was some peer pressure back when I was a freshman.

Oh that Chandler!

- My Pal the Crook